Recent college grad submitting his expense report for the 1st time - it’s full of Starbucks almost every morning.
“Hey I’ll approve these this time, but no more personal charges”
“Ok but how am I supposed to get my morning coffee?”
“With the $ we pay you…?”
Gen Z is hilarious
Prepping a patient for a cardiac ablation. Pt says he’s a retired farmer. Seemed like a cool old dude. Nurse asks him “what did you farm?” Without even really thinking, I said “aura”. No one laughed.
Stumbled across the Italy vs Sweden women’s curling match yesterday. Suddenly, I’m incredibly invested in following Italy’s matches. #IYKYK
There’s no way y’all literally enjoy the “taste” of alcohol. If I wanted to drink something bad for me, I’m hitting that Cherry Coke or Orange Fanta 💯
The Lions are truly blessed to have Gibbs on the team. He is truly a top 5 RB of all time, and I don’t believe that’s an exaggeration.
Lions win! Lots to clean up if we want to win on Thanksgiving. Pretty rough game outside of Gibbs’ MVP performance.
To all the Lions fans saying “I’m not that upset, we deserved the L” -
Cut that loser mentality. Defense plays lights out and gifts you a final shot at redemption and you just quit on your team. Ball back w/ 1 timeout and 2 minutes down just 1 TD and you just wave it away?
Offense wasn’t great but okay the refs just get to decide we don’t get 1 more shot with 2 minutes to work with?
