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The “two suspects” Israel murdered:
❌CEASEFIRE VIOLATION: IDF troops identified two suspects who crossed the yellow line, carried out suspicious activities, and approached the troops in southern Gaza, posing an immediate threat. The IAF eliminated the suspects to remove the threat.
In another incident in the area, IDF troops identified a terrorist who crossed the yellow line and approached the troops, posing an immediate threat. The troops eliminated the terrorist to remove the threat.
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My God.
This is horrific.
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ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup
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Ongoing thread of unusual party ideas I've heard lately (some great, some terrible).
100 beers of solitude: the party starts with 100 beers on a table in the middle of the room, and nobody is allowed to talk until all of them are finished.
My old boss at a company I used to work for has tried to match me on hinge 3 times, do I match or contact HR (he’s hot)
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my girl angry i havent replied to her selfie yet. hold on shawty im tryna figure out how to spell georges 😭😭
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getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook
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As a reminder we have zero proof—ZERO—gun laws work. You know, if you don’t include Japan, U.K., Belgium, Canada, Iceland, Romania, Norway, Austria, Argentina, Netherlands, South Korea, Italy, Greece, Chile, France, Spain, Sweden, Singapore, Portugal, Israel, Czechia, Denmark,
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women: i'm entering my villain era
their villain era: speaking up for their their wants and needs
I need someone who knows about ankles, because there’s NO WAY my ankle should be making the noises it does


















