
The least funny copywriter you'll ever meet. ACD Copywriter who needs a job. Alum of @StBonaventure & @creative_circus.
Manhattan, NY
Joined June 2009
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Morgan Mack retweeted
imagine this being your first introduction to love island and now you have to watch girls stay with men who don’t make them breakfast or let them sleep in soul ties
Morgan Mack retweeted
what’s mamdani’s plan to get me invited to the premier
HBO and Max CEO Casey Bloys calls HBO’s acquisition of Heated Rivalry “the greatest” in television history.
Bloys also confirms that Season 2 will have a major premiere in New York in spring 2027.
🔗 deadline.com/2026/09/casey-b…
Morgan Mack retweeted
We owe it to Dolly to cut tf up in her honor this week. She would have wanted that! Hair big. Nails done, Tits and legs OUT! Audacity, HIGH.
Morgan Mack retweeted
Every time I see this video of Andrew Garfield taking to Elmo about grief, I start crying.
“I’m just thinking about my mom today. She passed away not too long ago. It’s actually kind of okay to miss somebody. Sadness is kind of a gift, a lovely thing to feel in a way because it means you really loved somebody when you miss them."
Morgan Mack retweeted
raccoons are all over the timeline so id like to take the opportunity to let you all know that there is an island in the middle of miami where hundreds of raccoons live. nobody really knows for sure how they got there but you can rent a kayak and buy a bag of grapes and feed them
Morgan Mack retweeted
“New York summer” I wheeze through my Legionnaires disease induced pneumonia. The sky is orange, my building is about to collapse, I have diarrhea from salad.
Morgan Mack retweeted
World Cup Final potential matchups, ranked
1) France/England
2) France/Argentina
3) a giant hole opening right under MetLife
4) Spain/England
5) a meteor that eliminates 99% of all life
6) Spain/Argentina
Morgan Mack retweeted
Very much enjoyed participating in The Annual Summer Stanford Prison Experiment Fear Factor Summer Camp Bachelorette Big Brother Real Housewives Psychosis with you all. Same time next year? #loveislandusa


































