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Joined November 2024
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Leftists telling Islamists they supported Zohran in 2040
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Tired of this excuse. First of all, social security is not something you “pay into.” If it were, you wouldn’t need younger people to “pay into it” in order to get your check. But you do. Because this is a Ponzi scheme, not a retirement account. What you really mean to say is that your money was stolen from you — which it was — and now you want to steal from younger people to get restitution. That’s the actual case you’re making and it’s exactly as morally deranged as it sounds. Second, your generation continually for decades voted for politicians who would keep the scheme going. You might not have invented social security, but you damn sure made certain it kept going. Why should younger people have to pay the price for the shitty policies you supported? Third, you “paid into” social security in a different time. The country is now bankrupted and 40 trillion dollars in debt, and basic things like housing are prohibitively expensive. It wasn’t like that when you were young, because your generation of leadership created this problem. So the theme here is that there are a bunch of problems you guys either created or contributed to. You can choose to pay the price for that now, or force your grandchildren to pay the price so you can live comfortably until you die and leave them holding the bag. You’ve chosen the latter, and I think that’s wrong. Simple as that.
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
Matt, the older people expecting Social Security have PAID INTO IT their entire lives. Young people are just doing the exact same thing we did. They're not getting some special punishment to subsidize older people. And older people have a higher net worth BECAUSE THEY'VE WORKED!
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Meet Timothy Fish. Timothy Fish hates Donald Trump and his supporters. He calls Trump supporters “Simps” and Republicans “clowns”. Timothy Fish was recently indicted for possessing, producing, and distributing CSAM. We found his Reddit account. 🧵
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In case it isn't obvious, the reason this video is being embraced by conservatives instead of offending them is the fact that normal people can laugh at themselves. Leftists would call the same kind of video an act of genocide if the character was queer.
Conservative Inc influencers after the group chat sends out the new talking points:
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“Carry your cross and follow me” implies pain and suffering in this life, actually. There's a lot more in there about working for your food, accepting God's will even if you aren't healed and being ready to die for Christ.
My favorite Bible verse is where Jesus told the poors to get a job and pay for their food and healthcare.
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Internet Atheists demand more evidence for God, but they never specify what kind of evidence would satisfy them; because, every possible miracle or sign performed by God can be rejected in the mind of a human. Faith in Christ is a divine work of the Holy Spirit because without God's direct intervention in a person's life, there's nothing that would satisfy the doubter's heart.
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Shiloh Hendrix is proof that white privilege doesn’t exist
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true.
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Wait until you find out where his father is buried And why he's buried there
kind of crazy how much of "critical race theory" is based on the murder of one person 71 years ago
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leftists do this weird thing where they claim their grandfathers were antifa soldiers during WWII, but if they made it home to start a life in the suburbs they suddenly became fascist white supremacists
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HEY TRANSPHOBES *wall of text*
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It might be surprising to some, but women's clothing is in fact made for women's bodies
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leftists have this weird obsession with making sure conservatives recognize Jesus instead of making sure Jesus recognizes them
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midwits make a new version of this meme every week but I've never once heard a surgeon accuse God of stolen valor
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The "egg" thing never gets any less weird
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how come the disciples in these comics never ask Jesus if they have to stoop to loving nazis?
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Liberal moms most affected
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It's a father's responsibility to protect his children from foolishness, actually
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Pretty wild post considering how much Redditors hated Daniel Penny
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It's almost like you're still male
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