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Product tester at Chinatown restaurant.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined February 2020
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Someone needs tell bro to leave the 80s gimmick behind I'm tired
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my own dream date na lodging
We can get to the bottom of this “dates are for women” thing if we just ask guys to tell us their perfect dream date. Only problem here is men don’t typically dream about dates lol which we should!
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when i blow and i buy 10 GLEs for kosi pls nobody should question me!
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He’s more Messi than Ronaldo. Kobe is more like the Ronaldo of basketball.
I barely know anything about basketball, but one thing I’ve noticed from TikTok is how much Americans LOVE and glaze LeBron James. Is he the Cristiano Ronaldo of basketball or what?
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M0B 🐻 retweeted
Replying to @officialEFCC
@officialEFCC @fccpcnigeria I purchased 2 50$ PlayStation Gift cards from Carry1st @carry1st app yesterday, and till now they did not send me any gift cards after confirmation of payment. and nobody is attending to this issue.
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I first think say na tweet about normal life things 😭
I'm so tired of starting all over again. Now someone else has to see my titties 😭
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See wetin glorious god dey tweet this morning
If all pussies were the same, men would not cheat. There are different kinds of pussies: 1. Fat pussy. These are thick, fleshy, and soft. When you drive into them, every thrust sinks into warm, succulent folds that cushion and wrap around your cock, giving that rich, meaty pleasure that makes you want to keep pounding deeper. 2. Slim or bony pussy. These usually belong to slender girls. In missionary with her legs up, your pubic region keeps slamming into the hard bone of her vulva. It can sting after a while. That is why most men switch to doggy or cowgirl with them, so they can fvck hard without the constant bony clash. 3. Juicy, dripping pussy. Some cunts stay soaked no matter how long you go. Their natural wetness is thick and slick, coating your shaft, dripping down your balls, and still pouring out even after the second or third round. You never feel her dry up. She just keeps getting wetter. 4. The sagging, sluggy pussy. The outer lips hang loose and heavy, looking used and stretched. The whole thing sits soft and open, the kind that makes some men lose interest the second they see it, as if too many cocks have already worn it out. 5. The tight, gripping pussy. This one clamps down the moment you push inside. The walls lock around your cock and squeeze with every thrust, creating a hot, relentless pressure that milks you hard and forces you to fight the urge to cum too soon. 6. The deep, bottomless pussy. You can bury every inch to the root and still feel like there is room left. That full, swallowed sensation of disappearing completely inside her, balls pressed tight against her ass, is pure addiction. Above all, love God.
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UK naija boys and UK naija girls hating each other cause provider gimmick no dey always work for there 💀
Nigerian 🇳🇬 women (some) in the UK 🇬🇧 and their almajiri behaviour. #nigeriansinuk
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If your female friend or girlfriend has not preordered GTA 6 for you, there’s a tendency you’d feel less than enough
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M0B 🐻 retweeted
no better feeling than winning with your day 1’s fr. This year has been filled with so much good news and i pray it never stops🥳
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throat goats should rule the world!
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M0B 🐻 retweeted
taking card payments? PCI DSS sets the rules for protecting card data, and it starts with the network. "No public IPs, firewall in front" isn't segmentation. the 7 gaps I keep finding in cloud payment systems, and how I close each: raheem.cloud/case-studies/pc…
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Real. Shoutout the women in my life 🙏🏾❤️
Replying to @Drealad0nis
clothes and sends them to me as gifts. My female friends gift me expensive things, perfume, and even send money. You’re just unfortunate to have grown up around wicked, evil, greedy, or selfish women. Women are not the same. Either you’re unlucky… or you’re just stupid.
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They are not vagabonds. Na why I dey quick vex when I come across them
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M0B 🐻 retweeted
who dey pray against stingy men, I don collapse like 3 times this morning 😵‍💫
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My GOAT
IT'S ONLY JUJU'S SECOND GAME BACK 🤯 32 PTS 16 REB 5 STL 10-19 FG
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“If you don’t pay tithe you will not see heaven” 🤣
Fear is the most powerful weapon in religion’s arsenal. It’s why some religious people are afraid to even read my tweets questioning God. They believe that simply entertaining those questions is a sin and that they could be punished for it
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