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Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Oklahoma City, OK
Joined September 2009
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when i die, do not blame the year it is. blame the wolves and my misuse of barbecue sauce.
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I'd like to go a whole day without hearing the terms "Orwellian" or "Kafka-esque."
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Whatever. Cut up more animals. Eat Arbys #Elections2016
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Guitar Lessons "Guitar Teacher, why do I need to learn a 1 hour version of Wagon Wheel?" "Billy, that's going to be your first set"
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Got a haircut and shaved. Not sure how I feel about a clean face. It's been a while. instagram.com/p/BKGv_4QhS4F/
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I could feel a lot better about being a liberal if liberals would quit being a bunch of smug assholes.
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Do you ever take solace in the fact that in 5 billion years, the sun will envelop the earth and nothing we have ever done will matter?
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How do you turn off pessimism?
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Mac N' Cheetos, the on-the-go way of saying "I give up."
My cat likes to use laundry as a pillow, apparently. instagram.com/p/8ntrOfj5ig/
Guys, I'm not usually one to take mirror selfies, but I look fly as hell today. @ Aloft Oklahoma City… instagram.com/p/6WETIAD5q3/ – at Oklahoma City, OK
Drinking a salty beer in Dallas. No, seriously. It's got salt in it. Not sure how I feel about it. @… instagram.com/p/6TQN-Mj5vd/ – at Dallas, TX
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