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Live music slut. A strong 4, but with the chat of a weak 8. Barely the jester of indie rock. A yellow danger. A right psychedelic ponce.

Musselburgh, Scotland, Sadness
Joined April 2010
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Celtic are celtic-ing particularly hard this afternoon. Lovely stuff
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It really was some finish 🫣
58. Goal Dalbeattie. Rossiter has somehow managed to scored a 40 yard own goal 😬 (1-6).
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in 2027 Britain, you will only be allowed to masturbate to the hit documentary “adolescence.”
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Incredible community note
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James Blunts comb-over makes my prostate gland itch in a very negative manner
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Greatest sport in the world
THAT JUST HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE ON NATIONAL TV #AEWDynamite is LIVE as Fright Night continues on TBS and HBO Max
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I'm still reeling from reading a 1* review of a book i just finished saying it was terrible as "if you just read the first and last two chapters you find out all you need to know about the story" Who lives in such squalor of joy? This is proof that the world is fucked
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I was playing pickleball last night and i appear to have torn my calf muscle. Utterly pathetic. I may never recover from this loss of aura
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I played on, as I'm hard as fuck. And still won a few games. But now i am struggling to walk, so THAT'S NICE
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I'm still at work though, as i am a boot-licking servile fool
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I love looking at festival facebook pages and people speculating about the headliners. The delusion is incredible. "Ah yes. @ Kendal Calling, I'd love to see Fleetwood Mac (original line up), Oasis and The Beatles as headliners"
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"Please 2000 Trees festival, get ABBA as a headliner. And Cher. And Radiohead. It'll make my week"
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I’ve obtained this image of Kelly Clarkson (dressed in the black XXX jacket) approaching the store owner about the bird
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Manchester united
What has gradually disappeared over the last ten years without people really noticing?
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As part of a revamp this account will now only be Counting Dead Women if they’re hot, pretty women. Sadly if you get murdered by a man but do not meet that arbitrary scale of femininity they are gonna just fucking delete you Because that’s how far we have fallen
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It's good from John McGinn, but it's not in the same stratosphere as Kris Boyd responding to the fat bastard shouts from the Aberdeen fans 😂
Just seen this from John McGinn after he scored because we called him a “fat bastard” 🤣🤣
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Good job he rolled his trousers up.
He deserved a noble peace prize.
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Every time Val Venis says something stupid, I like to remind everyone that he willingly went on national TV once and said he fucked a turkey.
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What if we were a trio of Godzillas enjoying a three-way kiss under the watchful eye of B.E.A.S.T. glove-wearing King Kong?
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Hannah is making me feel things in the Traitors.
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I would respect the absolute FUCK out of her and her lovely jumper
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