Wee Mowgz retweeted
in 2027 Britain, you will only be allowed to masturbate to the hit documentary “adolescence.”
Greatest sport in the world
THAT JUST HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE ON NATIONAL TV
#AEWDynamite is LIVE as Fright Night continues on TBS and HBO Max
I'm still reeling from reading a 1* review of a book i just finished saying it was terrible as "if you just read the first and last two chapters you find out all you need to know about the story"
Who lives in such squalor of joy?
This is proof that the world is fucked
I was playing pickleball last night and i appear to have torn my calf muscle.
Utterly pathetic.
I may never recover from this loss of aura
I played on, as I'm hard as fuck. And still won a few games. But now i am struggling to walk, so THAT'S NICE
I love looking at festival facebook pages and people speculating about the headliners.
The delusion is incredible.
"Ah yes. @ Kendal Calling, I'd love to see Fleetwood Mac (original line up), Oasis and The Beatles as headliners"
Wee Mowgz retweeted
I’ve obtained this image of Kelly Clarkson (dressed in the black XXX jacket) approaching the store owner about the bird
Wee Mowgz retweeted
As part of a revamp this account will now only be Counting Dead Women if they’re hot, pretty women.
Sadly if you get murdered by a man but do not meet that arbitrary scale of femininity they are gonna just fucking delete you
Because that’s how far we have fallen
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Wee Mowgz retweeted
Every time Val Venis says something stupid, I like to remind everyone that he willingly went on national TV once and said he fucked a turkey.
What if we were a trio of Godzillas enjoying a three-way kiss under the watchful eye of B.E.A.S.T. glove-wearing King Kong?

















