MrARMBARS

600 straight days of Brazilian Portuguese lessons and I've encountered Brazilians in the wild and can't hold a minimal conversation. I need a friend to have conversations with! Duolingo just doesn't cut it.

This is the coolest cologne bottle ever. If I was still making tiktoks I would start sligning these so hard! Scent reminds me of cool water. They're like $35 bucks on Amazon for an EDP. Hook your guy up with this, he'll love it! #UFC #Cologne

We (mostly) finished out our 4th bedroom and I've turned it in to a home gym until we decide to have one of the teens move down there. Feels good not having to go to planet fitness!

Take a look at these beauties! Absolutely stunning. @binding_broken @JohnGwynne_

I used to be addicted to booze. Now I'm addicted to my family, books, my health and work. Getting my priorities straight was the best move I have made in my life.

Yooo... it's a good day when the @binding_broken orders show up! They're beautiful! #Malazan #Hyperion

Proud to announce I am down 15 lbs and have lost all my pre-pregnancy weight. 😆

Learned a new trick to get my baby boy to sleep... humming the Halo theme song! Gotta start em young!

September "books I read"! Whew, 7 books read AND we had a baby in September! 8 books if you count "The Black Tongue Thief" audio book! Definitely recommend the Silo Series. If you've seen the TV show, you will love the books! #scifi #fantasy #books

Cleaning and going through some stuff today and came across this Salewa kit my wife made for me some years back #tarkov

Special edition of Lonesome Dove arrived today and it is BEAUTIFUL! An absolute chonker of a book. The gold edges... *chefs kiss* @binding_broken

Being a new dad all over again is great. We're barely sleeping. It's worth it. Took us 4 years to get this little guy in to the world.

My barista skills are improving. I dont care about the latte art much but damn it tastes good. Best investment we've made in a while with this Ninja espresso machine!

Bye bye Starbucks! My first shot was not great but I'll get it dialed in. My new hyper fixation...

Was at a stoplight this morning and a dude on a sick motorcycle pulled up to my window and said "you play Tarkov!?" (I have a USEC bumper sticker). I said yes, he said he played, light turned green and we both went our ways. If you're out there in MN dude, what's up!?

August completed books! 🌟 A little light this month as I spent less free time reading and more free time preparing my house for the baby due due next month! Currently reading: Wool (The #Silo Series). 📖 I have to say, after finishing the #RedRising series... 5/5 🌟

I never quote tweet contests but this is too good to pass up... O gods of ye literary merchants, please draw my name!

My 8 months pregnant wife just ripped a long ass, loud ass fart and then laughed so hard she peed her pants. No one tells you this is what it's like.

July's completed books! - Finished The Sun Eater series. 4.5/5 🌟 - Started DCC 4/5 🌟 - First 3 Red Rising books 5/5 🌟 - Antimemetics Division... weird, hard-to-follow, but awesome. 3.5/5 🌟 #Books #SciFi #RedRising #DungeonCrawlerCarl #TheSunEater

Made some custom book ends!