Hi Patti. @mrspcarroll1. Just got 2 scammer dms from your old account. I've blocked and reported it. Did you report it too?

Yum!

Almost done. House smells amazing..

Good morning all you wonderful characters in my life play. I hope the weekend has treated you well. Bloody Monday here, but it'll be a nice one. A pity I can't really get out into it, but there we go.. Stay beautiful.

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it. Star Trek aside, my cucumber, chillies and zucchini seeds are all sprouting.. Spring has sprung..

I had a good friend in Japan, in the 90s. Stayed with him a few times, he showed me their ways. We stayed in touch, but one day, no reply. Nobody I could call there to check. I assume he'd died. Like this place. People disappear, I'll never know what happened. It bothers me.

When I'm temporarily disabled, and waiting endlessly in a car park, one sees the best cars.

This guy had all the time and space to park this shitheap properly, but no. People are such arseholes.

Good Sunday morning lairds and ladies, it's a cool morning here in the antipodes. Should be a nice day, but no marshmallow skies to report. I hope all your days and evenings are going wonderfully. Enjoy the weekend, or what's left of it! Freddie says hello.

Stephanie Cole died. Alzheimers. Life is so cruel sometimes. Damn..

Good morning fellow travellers towards the light. It's a milder morning here, with some spectacular dawn skies, which of course I missed getting to take good shots of. I got a few through the windows. I hope your days are going wonderfully. Enjoy, we only get one shot at this.

Anyone want a bacon and cheese melt while I'm here?

I got a few comments asking about that plate I showed my air fried chicken on yesterday. For those interested, these are the plates we bought, very cheaply, on clearance. We like them.

Our potato patch with frost highlights. It's quite cold here this morning, and unusual as there are clouds in the sky. Usually it only frosts when the skies are clear.

Good morning rockers and rollers. It's a brisk minus 1 here, gotta be careful with these late frosts and the garden. Bit of colour to the sky at dawn. I'm not mobile enough to race around for better shots of it. I hope your days have all been amazing.

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

Air fryer drums for lunch. Delicious.

My girlfriend recently promised me fellatio for my birthday. Sadly, they were out of it at the store, so I got vermicelli instead.

I've always dreamed of having a threesome. And it came true recently. But I didn't like it, to be honest. Half way through, I said Bob, Frank, this isn't working for me.

I went to talk to my new personal trainer, as I want to learn how to do the splits. He asked, how flexible are you? I said, pretty good, actually, but I can't do Fridays or Tuesdays...