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MBAPPE HAS SCORED THE FIRST FREE KICK OF HIS CAREER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Football goals after a ‘short free-kick’ ‘pass’ & ‘second touch’ is not a direct or indirect free-kick goal as confirmed by IFAB(International Football Association Board) Law 13; stating it must be scored directly with one touch (IFAB 2023/24, Law 13.3). Cited here: theifab.com/laws/latest/fr…
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At no point in this sentence did I know what was going to happen next.
Death-defying neuroscientist turned OnlyFans model confronts life with memory loss — after brutal bike accident caused by a pigeon trib.al/iuq1h32
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My favorite social experiment is when hotels leave one bottled water outside the mini-bar, and you have to figure out if it's free or not.
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Rubio sank so far into that couch I was afraid JD Vance might fuck him.
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The difference between Vance and Rubio is that both of them are going to spend eternity in hell but only Rubio realises it
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Deutsche gehen heute in alte, verfallene, kaputtgesparte Schulen und Turnhallen und wählen CDU, keine Pointe
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wenn aliens uns mal besuchen nehm ich einen zu nem regionalliga spiel mit und lass ihn 90 minuten abwechselnd schluck bier trinken und von zigarette ziehen wirklich peak erd erlebnis
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Every time I want to make fun of teenagers now for their broccoli hair, I remind myself that me and everyone I knew had hair like this
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Im Bestreben mein Leben zu vereinfachen, habe ich Salz und Pfeffer in EINE Mühle gegeben.
Und ich nenne es Pfalz.











































