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ERSTE Liga. Erste Liebe. ❤️💙⚽️ .// In vino veritas. 🍷 .// Don‘t be afraid to care. 🌈 .//

Joined March 2013
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🚨🇪🇸 GOAL | Real Madrid 3-2 Leganes | Mbappe MBAPPE HAS SCORED THE FIRST FREE KICK OF HIS CAREER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nitter.cf/topyandgo/status/19060…
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Football goals after a ‘short free-kick’ ‘pass’ & ‘second touch’ is not a direct or indirect free-kick goal as confirmed by IFAB(International Football Association Board) Law 13; stating it must be scored directly with one touch (IFAB 2023/24, Law 13.3). Cited here: theifab.com/laws/latest/fr…
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At no point in this sentence did I know what was going to happen next.
Death-defying neuroscientist turned OnlyFans model confronts life with memory loss — after brutal bike accident caused by a pigeon trib.al/iuq1h32
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My favorite social experiment is when hotels leave one bottled water outside the mini-bar, and you have to figure out if it's free or not.
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First semester of Standing School, doing great
Thank you for visiting Steak n Shake Secretary Kennedy!
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them.
You’re stuck in an elevator with three adult men but you feel completely safe. name the three adult men
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Rubio sank so far into that couch I was afraid JD Vance might fuck him.
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First day at standing lessons
An old friend came by the office today …
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The difference between Vance and Rubio is that both of them are going to spend eternity in hell but only Rubio realises it
The contrast in body language between Vance and Rubio here
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Verstehe die Aufregung nicht. Frauen sind doch mit gemeint.
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Deutsche gehen heute in alte, verfallene, kaputtgesparte Schulen und Turnhallen und wählen CDU, keine Pointe
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Luigi Mangione's shackled ankles in court
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Hasse es wenn Leute die Weckerl ohne Sackerl aufs Kassa-Förderbanderl legen 👎🏻
Vor mir hat grad jemand völlig unhinged die Weckerl aus der Backbox ohne Sackerl aufs Kassa-Förderband gelegt. Like wtf??????? 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨
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wenn aliens uns mal besuchen nehm ich einen zu nem regionalliga spiel mit und lass ihn 90 minuten abwechselnd schluck bier trinken und von zigarette ziehen wirklich peak erd erlebnis
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Niemand: Jede deutsche Firmenchronik:
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Sofort einziehende Handcreme
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Every time I want to make fun of teenagers now for their broccoli hair, I remind myself that me and everyone I knew had hair like this
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I hate it when brutal autocrats do the exact thing I would do if I ran a country.
Saudi Arabia has asked the Oscar-winning composer, Hans Zimmer, to work on a new version of its national anthem.
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not all heroes wear capes
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Im Bestreben mein Leben zu vereinfachen, habe ich Salz und Pfeffer in EINE Mühle gegeben. Und ich nenne es Pfalz.
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He ain’t showing any symptoms tho?
🚨BREAKING : William Saliba has tested positive for being the best defender in the world.
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