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Detroit, MI
Joined May 2009
Sensitivity is the enemy of comedy. If you don’t get that it’s because you’re not fucking funny
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Making people work the day after Christmas is nasty work.
WWE returns to MSG for the holiday show on December 26!
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Replying to @NikkiNoctis
@NikkiNoctis is live, see ya there πŸ˜‰
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Khaty Perry
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If anything, it’s islamphobic. Fuckin dingbat.
i might be too woke but this song is very transphobic..
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I got her autograph on a season of Big Bang Theory on dvd. I don’t know what I did with it.
Melissa Rauch Big Bang Theory and Stand Up Comic Best known for her incredible boobs but those legs are so good too
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If he doesn’t with Rookie of the Year. The god damn @MLB is rigged.
Kevin McGonigle is one of just TWO rookies in MLB history to record a season with: πŸ”ΈοΈ 95+ runs πŸ”ΈοΈ 26+ doubles πŸ”ΈοΈ 17+ home runs πŸ”ΈοΈ 70+ RBI πŸ”ΈοΈ 94+ walks The other? Ted Williams in 1939.
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I don’t think they look anything alone. Maybe their lipstick color is the same but that’s about it.
wait… why do they look so much alike?
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I liked DDP in WCW but to me, I never seen him as THE top guy.
I'll never forget that lard ass Bruce Prichard on his pod, when Conrad pressed him on why they didn't bring him in w/ his "People's Champion" gimmick because it got him over big in WCW, he said "Well if he was that over, maybe they wouldn't have went out of business" Fat fuck.
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I doubt the Lions will trade for Joey Porter Jr. They don’t trade for the best player available, they trade for the best player that they have to give up the least amount of draft picks for.
Would You Trade WR Jameson Williams For CB Joey Porter Jr.? --Grading Three Mock Trades For Steelers Cornerback --More @CBooher_ si.com/nfl/lions/onsi/gradin…
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Yikes! She’s way less hot in the second picture.
She was 23 when they took her name, put her in worn clothes, and dropped her into Nazi-occupied France. May 1, 1944. Days before D-Day. Capture meant torture. Others had not come back. So they sent someone who would not look dangerous. A woman who could disappear. Phyllis Latour Doyle posed as a poor French farm girl selling soap on a bicycle. At checkpoints she smiled, asked harmless questions, and watched everything. Then she hid, built her radio, and sent the codes. The codes were on silk, tucked in her hair ribbon. Once a soldier asked what it was. She pulled the ribbon out, shook her hair loose, and he waved her on. In four months she sent 135 messages β€” more than any other female agent in occupied France. When Paris was freed, she vanished again. Married. Moved to New Zealand. Raised a family. Almost no one knew. France gave her the LΓ©gion d’honneur in 2014. She accepted it quietly. She died in 2023 at 102. No statues. Just lives saved because a young woman jumped anyway. 🌹
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They’re making them fight tonight πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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Khat Williams πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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🀣 πŸš—πŸ’¨lol
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𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐫𝐒𝐬 π’π­πžπžπ₯ retweeted
The salmon in Lake Ontario will soon be extinct because of Indians. Soon we will call this body of water Lake Ganges instead of Lake America or Lake Ontario.
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When a game does something cool & unique and gamers can't appreciate it. This is why we have yellow paint and fart gas in games.
Control Resonant has annoying af level design
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