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The last time the #DallasCowboys won a superbowl they started the season with a female democratic governor. Just saying
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The memorial for Patrick Stewart in Star Trek Online is growing. I plan to join when I get home from work.
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All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads?
Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them.
The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything.
@ElonMusk: Texas is not for sale.
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Read the exclusive @houstonchron oped by former Harris County Judge Ed Emmett: My fellow Republicans should go vote. But vote wisely. houstonchronicle.com/opinion…
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"... Paxton’s staff this month quietly dropped a series of human trafficking and child sexual assault cases after losing track of one of the victims, a stumble in open court emblematic of broader dysfunction ..."
apnews.com/article/elections…
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"If Paxton is too lazy to win an election without billionaires and super PACs paving the way, it’s hard to imagine that he’ll suddenly develop the work ethic to be a productive senator for Texas."
houstonchronicle.com/opinion… via @houstonchron
October Surprise!!!
New Talarico scandal: At home with the flu for a week
New Paxton scandal: At a previously unreported New Year’s Eve 2024 celebration in Dubai with two fugitives from U.S. justice and a woman who wasn’t his wife.
wsj.com/politics/policy/ken-…
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I challenged Ken Paxton to a debate 85 days ago, but no one has heard from him.
People are getting worried.
I’ve received credible reports he's suffering from a rare condition that causes clinical levels of cowardice.
@KenPaxtonTX: I am asking for proof of ability to debate.
TEXAS, we are at war. A mostly unseen and occasionally seen, for those with eyes to see, and ears to hear.
A “Triune” War. We live in a multidimensional existence, and operate mostly in the “Terra.”
The threat vectors are many.
The principalities want your complete destruction and are always prowling.
Pay attention to the cues and marry them up with the historical patterns.
Now operate in all three of your “battle spaces”.
In that exists a freedom few will ever come to fully comprehend. Yours truly included.
However,
We endeavor to persevere.
~ Doc
.@KeeganMKey and @heyCasperKelly if there is a spare Buddy suit laying around not being used… can I borrow it next month? Just need it for one day.
Bill Nye needs your help sending a Texas teacher to the U.S. Senate!
To join our Teachers for Talarico Coalition, sign up here: act.jamestalarico.com/signup…
James Gunn is gonna bring him in for his comedy chops and pair him up with Jason sudeikis blue beetle
Alan Ritchson Confirms He's in Talks With DC to Play Non-Batman Character Details: complex.com/pop-culture/a/tr…
ALT Alan Ritchson Confirms He's in Talks With DC to Play Non-Batman Character
Get a holographic slipcover for free* when you pre-order the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system. Exclusively in Canada at EB Games! Available November 5.
Offer valid until 11/4/2026. *
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I know consoles have always been expensive but we know target demographic of the Zelda switch is those of us that played it on the N64? My kids aren’t running to me asking them to buy this.
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Knowing that if I get this game… I’m going to do a pure 100% completion run.. again.
Adventure through Hyrule and become the Hero of Time when The Legend of #Zelda: Ocarina of Time releases Nov 5 on Nintendo Switch 2. #NintendoDirect