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he/him. harness engineer @ big tech

Austin, TX
Joined September 2021
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“Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. I’m Joe Rogan, he\him. We are recording our show on unceded Cherokee land…”
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losing an exploratory war to the Persians is Lindy
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They flipped towns I can’t even enter after dusk.
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You can hate it, but it’s undeniably iconic. Eventually, you’ll look back and say it was obvious.
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Pronouns in bio #PronounsInBio
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Total groyper victory
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Democrats better release those Epstein files
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We’re putting Hegseth on estrogen
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His name is Nick Fuentes.. He tried to warn you about all of this but you didn't listen.
The conservatives who said: 1) The war in Iran is catastrophically stupid 2) Affordability is a real problem 3) America First Were exactly right on every point.
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Here we go
Blue down the ballot except for Bo French many are saying
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Hiring an Etsy witch to put a hex on your opponent’s running back in fantasy football #CBTM
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This is unironically my stance on long-distance running
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what a piece of shit
After 28 years and 31,000 miles, Karl Bushby has finally made it home. 🥹 The 57-year-old British adventurer completed his journey around the world on foot Monday, returning to his mother’s home in Hull, England, after setting out from Chile on Nov. 1, 1998. Along the way, he crossed four continents and 30 countries, navigated the frozen Bering Strait and swam across the Caspian Sea and English Channel to avoid using planes, boats or other transportation to move forward. Bushby reunited with his mother, whom he hadn’t seen in a decade. 📷 Getty
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“who is John galt?”
My 18-year old was at a friend’s last night. One of the attendees (same age) was found in the bathroom on the floor, having a seizure. My daughter yelled for someone to call 911, and they did. This is a small SW Ontario city. More than HALF AN HOUR later, the 911 people called back and said there were no ambulance teams to send and asked if he was “still okay.” “NO, HE IS STILL HAVING SEIZURES.” The ambulance never came. The kids ended up calling the boy’s mom back and told her the ambulance wouldn’t come, so she came to the house and for him and drove him herself (from out of town). What the fuck is happening.
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I love that scene in Good Will Hunting where Ben Affleck is talking to Matt Damon's titular character Will Hunting and he's like “you've got a gift man and you've gotta get outta this town and make something of yourself” and the gift in question is being really good at math and the town he needs to get out of is Boston, Massachusetts.
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What do you mean you were AI fruit for Halloween
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I turn 30 in less than 2 hours
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Signed the lease to this house partly because it had Ethernet in every room and Google fiber is here and they’re telling me the Ethernet ports are all fake.
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This house is made of concrete the only place I’m getting WiFi is the room the router is in.
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