@MrProcter

On Twitter, but not of it.

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Joined February 2009
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World Cup prediction: In the round of 32, one of the big guns will fail to break down an obdurate minnow and draw 0-0 before losing on penalties or 1-0 in an against the run of play goal. (Cape Verde, Ghana, Scotland 😜 etc)
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Brendan May
@bmay
Sep 25
Man City officials trying to find the one rule they didn’t break.
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Andy Ha@AndyHa_
Sep 25
Man City’s fixture list 2027/28
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Can you tell me please, will you still honour your lifetime guarantee on your VHS tapes? @Scotch
CommodoreBlog
@CommodoreBlog
21 Nov 2023
Re-record, not fade away..
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I have an announcement.
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If James Alexander Gordon (AI) operated VAR (sound on). Please like and repost.
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When the jokes write themselves...
BBC Breaking News
@BBCBreaking
Sep 14
US President Donald Trump criticises AI boss who called for slowdown and says only guardrail needed is a "smart president" bbc.in/4xtuCwH

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says 'right to be afraid of AI' - but 'world should trust' tech firms -...

Top AI leaders have been making their first public comments since the AI slowdown debate launched this week. Some, like Nvidia's boss, argue "new laws" are not needed.

bbc.co.uk
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The 3rd Millennium is 2.570% complete.
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Steve Dresser
@dresserman
Sep 4
March 2016.
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When a man was hit by a bus in Reading and immeditately got up and walked into the pub. The beer game is strong in this one. 😭
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Scott Barber
@thescottbarber
Sep 6
This is lunacy
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Simply wonderful , bravo 👏 🇬🇧
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Replying to @Fly_Airlink
Here's another view
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Reform have banned three journalists from their conference for writing critical articles about the party, which is very surprising that they managed to narrow it down to just three
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I’m starting to doubt that CS Lewis runs this account
C. S. Lewis
@CSLewisDaily
Sep 2
Brad Paisley says one thing made Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding unlike any other celebrity wedding he's attended. beliefnet.com/columnists/ido…

Brad Paisley Says Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Pulled Off the 'Least Pretentious' Celebrity...

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding may have drawn nearly 1,000 guests, but those who attended say the star-studded celebration felt remarkably intimate—and surprisingly down-to-earth. Country...

beliefnet.com
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2026 is 67% complete.
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Where does the Old Trafford falls rank among the best waterfalls in the world?
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So if you'd like £30, just phone the number with a minor query, along with everyone else in the country who's phoning to get their £30 also. Excuse my directness, but what a thick policy.
Robert Jenrick
@RobertJenrick
Aug 26
NEW: If HMRC delay you, they can repay you. Under Reform, if you’re stuck on the phone to HMRC for 30 mins, you’ll get a £30 tax credit at the end of the year. We will restore basic fairness to the taxpayer.
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Balderdash@notDcfcBoss
Aug 27
Breaking: Ratko Mladic, the Bosnian Serb general who was convicted of the killing of 8,000 Muslims at Srebrenica, has died.
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MrProcter@MrProcter
Aug 24
Replying to @fesshole
I keep a box of Heroes in the hall and give ALL delivery drivers one because you do such an important job in my life. I think this idea should catch on.
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