If you’re ever feeling down about yourself, just remember there’s people walking around with Chris D’elia tattoos
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I’ll say it, I miss hiking Runyon so hungover the only thing I could concentrate on was not throwing up
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Jack Fink retweeted
So let me get this straight: Black men are shot for jogging, but white men can bring AR-15s inside state capitols?
Lmao my roommate just tested positive for Coronavirus and I didn’t, luckily my gf is so mad at me that I guess I’m getting it
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Jack Fink retweeted
Shout out to the top 5 ain'ts in the world, no mountain high enough, no valley low enough, too proud to beg, no sunshine when she's gone and afraid of no ghosts.
My gf lost her phone in a lyft so now I can be as slutty as I want on twitter with no consequences
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