VP Ecommerce & Growth @SPANX | Atlantan by way of NYC and Chicago | Loves bad movies and good Champagne
Atlanta, GA
Joined March 2010
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*two little kids on subway whispering & glancing at me*
me: do you have a question??
kid (blurts): WHAT IF WE WERE ALL CARS?
me: ok great q
Aperol schmaperol, let’s talk about a sweet icy lil drink with REAL PANACHE called the Hugo. PROSECCO. MINT. ST GERMAIN. NEED I SAY MORE withtwospoons.com/the-hugo-s…
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Just offered an @eloquii coworker a grocery store choc chip cookie and she said "no thanks but do you want a @johnjannuzzi cookie, he only sells 10 batches a week" and I ate it and it was a revelation so anyway THANK YOU @johnjannuzzi for making my gift cookie look like garbage
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Considering starting to tweet again, but a) it’s a statistical near-certainty that SOMETHING I say will age poorly and prevent a 2040 prez run and also b) wld have to update my 4 yr old profile pic, no thanks
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Kelly Goldston retweeted
I’m waiting for a reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie about a small town girl who realizes her community’s politics are terrible, moves to Manhattan, gets a high pressure office job, meets a businessman, and they host a non-denominational holiday party at their penthouse.
Kelly Goldston retweeted
NYC!! Are. You. Ready? 🗽 You asked, we listened. Announcing our holiday pop up shop @ 120 Wooster Street in Soho, opening in the end of November! 🎉 Stay tuned for many more details. ☺️ Want to be part of our seasonal team? Email your resume to [email protected] to apply!
I’m not saying @courtenlow is an actual living goddess but I think the dress, wit and impeccable taste in bad movies really speak for themselves
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There’s a made-up song I sing my 6-month-old daughter that starts out 🎶”She’s a pretty punky poodle.”🎶 Last week I added in 🎶”She’s a precious little noodle”🎶 and well folks, THAT is where my husband drew a line
Resurfacing from long Twitter hiatus to send loving, protective vibes to anyone who has been sexually assaulted and is reliving it through this news cycle. I believe you and I wish you peace and rest. ❤️
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best thing I've seen in weeks / also my worst nightmare?! nitter.cf/katerodenhurst/status/…
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"I can't believe that little DVD can hold such a big movie." - Caleb, age 8, re: Pippi Longstocking
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I'm equally excited, @CraftBeerCullen & @Bronto squad! Always a treat to speak with the @Custora team. 🎉 nitter.cf/craftbeercullen/status…
The team is getting excited about the break out session with @ELOQUII's @MsKellyGoldston! #BrontoSummit #SquadGoals #DinoPyramid
Sales reps: Pls don't send me the subj line "Quick q." Your q's aren't quick; you're asking a lot of me & my time. Talk about value instead!
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Kelly Goldston retweeted
Editorial Board: President Trump’s refugee ban is an affront to American values wapo.st/2k6yq3W via @PostOpinions