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Nairobi, Kenya
Joined September 2011
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My spirit is tired… has been tired… so if you aren’t bringing light and happy things like mpesa, food, flowers, perfume & holidays to the mountains/beach into my life…. Please resist the urge to bother my life… I am still enveloped in grief!!
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This has brought me such joy 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
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Theodore would really hate it in 2026….. The Manifesto was wayyyyyyy ahead of its time!!
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Being an independent girlie will have you sitting in some very interesting places in this Nairobi….. 😩😩😩😩😩
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Day 3 dealing with shenanigans of some form from Kenya Power…. Sigh!!
Kenya power is the gift that keeps on giving….. and not in a good way…. No elec all of yesterday and today it has been on and off literally every 10mins so getting anything done is impossible…. Sigh!!! 🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬
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Kenya power is the gift that keeps on giving….. and not in a good way…. No elec all of yesterday and today it has been on and off literally every 10mins so getting anything done is impossible…. Sigh!!! 🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬
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First time in a banking hall in about two years….. I am immediately reminded why I detest needing to be physically present for transactions to proceed 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
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I just know that green corporate on waiyaki way would not be this tone deaf if Bob were still here!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩
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Took a nap and woke up to a forced upgrade to that new god awful safaricom app….. 😩😩😩😩😩
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The expatriates in the residents security group are throwing micro aggressions at each other…. So fun!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Bold of the β€œcheck engine” light to come on today…. Very bold…. Anyway there is a fuel shortage so we just park the car and assume there are no problems in life!!
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I am convinced that β€œsome” Kenyan brands want to frustrate clients into just walking out instead of honoring their commitments….. customer service is a joke in this country!!
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Loving the scenes at Nyayo Stadium for rugby… #HSBCSVNS2
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What an absolutely lovely birthday weekend…. Felt absolutely loved going into this new trip around the sun…. β˜€οΈ β€οΈπŸŽ‰
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May this new year bring ease…. 46 please be kind… πŸŽ‚
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Unpacking my luggage the same day I get back home??? Who am I??? Have I changed my ways in 2026?? More data needed….
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The decision to come to the salon on the last day of the year is one I am regretting with every passing minute 😩😩😩
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UPPITY AFRICAN πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ retweeted
nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live between β€œthings will get better” and β€œi can’t handle this anymore.” your emotions swing constantly, leaving you feeling both hopeful and defeated in the same day.
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UPPITY AFRICAN πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ retweeted
The moment you lose a parent, there comes a point where you start measuring every pain against that loss and nothing ever feels as painful, you end up responding to life with a kind of nonchalance not because you don’t care, but because you’ve already survived the worst.
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Rewatching β€œHome Alone” on Christmas Eve…. When I am home alone….. 😬😬😬
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Do any of these artists know they are coming to Kenya??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Naona kuna watu wanaleta Cardi B Kenya.
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