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Expert-level messy bitch. 💅 Middle aged fat lass. Proud LGBTQ ally. Internet mum to anyone who wants one. Writer, speaker, teacher, student.

Nottingham.
Joined July 2011
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“It's a really nuanced discussion… it can be quite scary for young people to just hear these statements like ‘we’re going to ban it’” Youtuber Tom Simons (TommyInnit) says that young people should be consulted in any legislation around social media bans #bbcqt
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While you guys were watching tubbo v dream I was studying the upcoming melinks etsy update etsy.com/shop/melinksart
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the full clip because everyone needs to hear this shit
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honestly, finally someone aknowledged that
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As a diagnosed autistic you will never see me using the r slur or supporting its usage. Disgusting freak, finally reverting back to your incel ways
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I guess not everyone had ‘stop tweeting stupid shit’ on their New Year’s resolutions list!
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With Matron @MsSarahSimons' OK, @ChloeFibonacci and I set up #UKFEchat on #BlueSky We'd love thoughts on #FE chats amplified by @AmplifyFE - would you value this? Weekly or monthly topic? Set time or qus through the week? Share and reply to let us know please! #AmplifyFE #loveFE
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Yesterday we were told that our production has broken Box Office Records here at @LidoParis 🇫🇷 💃🏻 The best sold weekend the venue has had in 30 Years ! 🥂 Could not be prouder ! 🥰 Congratulations to everyone involved ❤️ and thank you 🙏🏻 Jean-Luc Choplin #Paris 🇫🇷
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@tommyinnit is streaming for Sarcoma UK during @jinglejam in memory of Technoblade, with Technodad joining him. Don't miss it! Tonight, 6 PM on Twitch. Donate £35 for an exclusive game collection and support Sarcoma UK! tiltify.com/@tommyinnit/tomm…
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Get the chuffing hangers out
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Oh my ❤️ is bursting !! This show is everything !! This cast, orchestra, crew and creatives are all so amazing 🤩 I could not be prouder 👏 And what a dream to be here in Paris ! 🇫🇷 Lido2Paris #DollyLevi #feelingblessed #musicaltheatre 🙏🏻 #hellodolly @StephenMear
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@tommyinnit Thank you for joining me for that street performance! It was a great time, and I really enjoyed playing together. Wishing you a wonderful stay in Japan! Thanks again!
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DO I HEAR AVERAGEHARRY RISING STAR?
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are you guys thinking what im thinking…
The day a lot of you have been waiting for... streamer nominations open TOMORROW! Stay tuned for all the updates on when the site goes live! Only 41 days until the 4th annual Streamer Awards!
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It’s ok to save my life💚 I’ve teamed up with @stjohnambulance to make a difference #CPRbra #RestartAHeartDay 💚 Learn to save a life today : bit.ly/CPR-Bra ✨
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after the whole tommyinnit and logan paul beef, i was looking back at tommy’s impression of logan in his “If Youtubers Were Honest” video from a YEAR ago and he was actually scarily accurate 😭😭
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Replying to @TommyInnit
potentially the funniest text of all time
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well well well would you look who it is? (ep. 3 out now!)
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episode 2 out now 🫶
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