I'm sure with a cape and a nice tiara I could save the world, but I just have two computers and a tendency to overanalyze situations https://nitter.cf/t.co/Bz2voC2Y9s
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Thought it was a joke but Donald Trump really is trying to shift his Trump Organization assets into a new company called Trump Organization II. Letitia James will put a stop to it as soon as she finishes laughing.
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Stephen Colbert says Mar-A-Lago is valued at $75 million.
But according to Letitia James, Velveeta Voldemort claimed it was worth $739 million
"Well of course it's worth less now, the FBI took away all the most resellable documents."
My @BeachTooSandy pin came in just in time for my DC vacation. It's good to represent, and issue a warning at the same time.
I have packed for a week in Washington DC like it is the dark side of the moon, and there are no stores anywhere, but there is much internet.
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reading books is not enough, I need a Jack Russell terrier in full costume to act them out
I need someone to create a med that hunts down anxiety in my body, and evicts it. Just gives it the boot.
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By 30s you should have stopped romanticising love and relationships, get rid of all idealistic ideas about life, abandon reason for madness, becomes frustrated about the world, be annoyed with people and go through not just midlife crisis but also an existential crisis.
Whew, @Meta ....if y'all are going to block someone's account, you need to actually people a department. I made a historical observation today, and got blocked because mentioning the badly styled German who started WW2 is hate speech. Every time I get blocked, it's over context.
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News from @Dollywood : "Dollywood Parks & Resorts today announced it will cover 100% of tuition, fees and books for any employee who chooses to pursue further education." Program to launch 2/24 for all seasonal, PT, FT employees, & they can enroll day 1 of their employment.
For the first time in my life, I accidentally wore the right color on the right day, and included my anatomical heart necklace. Since I won today, we can all go home early.
Having two Wamps on the upcoming ballot is really making me want to take action....like moving to France.
