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We weren’t in the MLS at 35

Joined December 2013
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Farewell, GTA 5. Thank you for 13 unforgettable years in Los Santos. A new era is about to begin. (synxmf/TT)
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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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when you see your old pic with intact hairline & light in the eyes.
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She only wants me for my pakistani citizenship
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Mon rêve niche c’est que j sorte une grosse prestation dans un gros soir de LDC et qu’ensuite j passe sur CBS et que Micah Richards me demande « Who´s youre favourite on the show? »
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Reffing at LA fitness
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I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.
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24 years ago, Simple Plan released "What's New Scooby Doo?"
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You are allowed to experience joy while things in your life are unresolved. If you postpone happiness until everything is perfect, you’ll be postponing it forever.
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much to do, much to learn, much to be.
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All roads lead back to kneeling in front of Allah like a beggar.
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september 1st, 2026
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Allah watched you commit that sin, He saw the whole thing, every detail, and His response? He still let the sun rise for you the next morning, still kept your heart beating, still sent you rizq, that’s not Him being unaware, that’s Him being most kind and ever loving
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Vini Jr. 2️⃣0️⃣3️⃣2️⃣ @ViniJr
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When it was Portugal vs When it was Messi This is the Media bias Ronaldo has had to fight all his entire career.
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And I would chose you again and again.
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What's the craziest thing you've seen on LinkedIn..?
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