Pretty Good Point Mike

I regret my actions from last night. Thank you, that is all.

Remember when everyone was mad about the executives cheating at the Coldplay concert?

When I tell people I majored in creative writing they ask why. It sets me up for my favorite party one liner, "So I could build houses." I got more out of my poetry degree than any of my weak brained peers and was able to do something useful, profitable, and I'm compassionate.

The old stories of Bible are for you, not about you. The Tower of Babel story is about a thing that already happened. Learn from it, sure. But it happened a long time ago, not now.

Anyone ever researched how the minions reproduce?

Imagining taking children to the dog wash room at Tractor Supply Co. while you get your bathrooms remodeled.

The church has built all the hospitals for all the years.

Lenny had this in spades, and yet many small animals and a human woman died because of it. If Lenny and George had ever gotten their farm as people wish all of those rabbits would have been squished to death.

Is "Could you drop me off in Fort Smith, sir? I've got family there," the saddest lyric of all time? Both for the narrator as well as said family who have by some unfortunate circumstance come to live in Fort Smith. @mitchesbritches @GrasssTravis

Fuck I love oregano

@kirkminshow Klemmer is here to do baseball and geography which by my count were like a 5 point swing conservatively. If you include movies he should have gotten both 'in order' questions where he should have known the movies and baseball pieces.

@kmshistorian I should have sent this earlier but with Team KMS back tomorrow please go check out the KMS episode 384 Miles and on Spotify go to the 1:40:40 mark. Klemmer has a great quote about "working on where the states are, like North Dakota, South Dakota."

If you think of Pablo Picasso as a comedian it becomes a lot easier to respect him

Doing the paper clip trade game but it's fish and I end up catching a blue whale

You ever think about how if you're around 30-35 years old you still have to do the dishes around 10,000 more times?

This is maybe the dumbest thing we allow

Woo pig? @mitchesbritches

This isn't hard to believe. At any given point humanity had access to X amount of information and we had Y amount of dumb people. The increase of information is still X in the hands of the same Y.

St Louis should barely be considered a city. Garbage.

I think I know what he means. But I think he's young and inarticulate regarding achievement and striving for it.