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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined May 2026
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Lil pudding is giving this guy pussy every minute..
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Shoprite will always come through for us 🤟❤️what I got with my last R55 plus got change of R4.50
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Amen😭😭😭🤣 The seer orr o jele😂😂😂🙆🏾‍♂️🚮
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🚨Cristiano Ronaldo’s 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 hits just 𝟓,𝟓𝟖𝟑 in Saudi Arabia! 😳 Only 𝟓,𝟓𝟖𝟑 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 reportedly attended today’s Al Nassr vs Al Faisaly match. Cristiano Ronaldo 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 even attract 𝟔,𝟎𝟎𝟎 fans to the stadium, despite having over 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 followers on Instagram! 🥶 The social media 𝐁.𝐎.𝐀.𝐓 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥 the stands! 👑❌
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I decided to honour my teeth and, in fact, the whole mouth. Oral health deserves the same attention we give the rest of our bodies. Investing in yourself also means investing in your smile.
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Wat kind of a shop is this one.. Nigerians though
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It doesn’t take long
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Double standards
When Zuma was a president he allowed everyone who doesn't agree with him to protest because it's their constitutional right, he never threatened people with Soldiers like we are seeing today and clown will still defend a Criminal
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Paul Mashatile is suffering
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This one usually do not make it out of the group stages
There’s no showboating on Wadu ball, he’s in the group stages of the CL, this season it’s coming home, see yall next season comrades 🫶🏾🫰🏽😭
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Congratulations to the EFF
Guys who are you voting for on the 4th November 2026
21%ANC
43%EFF
7%ActionSA
29%Others
14 votes • Final results
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Why are we watching this nonsense
Follow media darling Anele Mdoda and her royal fiance Buzza James from pre-wedding celebrations and tense family moments to their long-awaited "I do."
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Stop making things about you all the time
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So driving on the N1 has become a matter of life and death 😠
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Vusek
I don't understand the sudden discrimination against Muslim South Africans and over halaal food. I actually prefer buying halaal food products, it’s usually great quality and value, and goes through additional checks on ingredients, preparation and handling. Why is this now a problem?
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Ge ddnt read the room
If Joe Sibanyoni has any situational awareness he'd realize that his problems started when he was addressing Cyril Ramaphosa ka ho phapha in Kwaggafontein. Cyril is extremely petty and serpentine in nature. You'll only have a glimpse of him when he strikes.
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Hard cash
Now bank accounts how will they pay those expensive lawyers 😭. #MadlangaCommission
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Do u feel sorry for him?
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Lol the ine in green
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New targeted cars now by criminals is Hyundai i20 and i10. Their engines are poweful they can fit perfectly on Ertiga and Ruminion. G4LA Engine is a four cylinder and it has power Be alert 🚨
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Its risky
Getting a court order to stop a peaceful protest just a week before elections is political suicide. I honestly don’t know who advises these politicians. 🤦🏾‍♂️ This is the time to make voters feel that you stand with them not against them. The ANC risks losing KZN for good this time after the stunt they’ve just pulled.
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