Nichole Cee

When u kiss ur cat on the mouth and ur lips hit their sharp-tooth! #nothingbetter. #mybae

When your tampon string is shorter than your pubes you have a problem!

Is it just me, or does Olivia Pope need head gear? #overbite? #crossbite?

I thought of something good to tweet but then I forgot

#intervention makes me feel better about myself. #awesome? #denial?

I hatemint.gov!!! Who wants gum salad????

Watching hoarders makes me feel so tidy! #delusional

Watching Intervention while drinking vodka is kinda the perfect Tuesday! #irony?

Sometimes I feel like if the window or door is open while I wait for the cats to be put 2 bed @2am and someone kills me I'd be ok w that!

What kind of people don't put Back to the future III on after Back to the future II??? #thanksstarz #communists

I feel like I should be allowed to see anyone's penis I want.

The best thing about my kitties???? They don't judge how many shots I have on a Monday night. Wait, is it Monday?

At least SOME of my ringworm are in the shape of hearts #fungi #whyme?

@jamierichmond @heidihamilton half up half down hair today! Thumbs up! Keep it up!

I didn't want my very first tweet ever to be lame, but it just happened #fuckit