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Cosmopolitan liberal. Eccedentesiast. Son, brother, uncle, husband and dad. I like things. Always wished I could punch like Mike Tyson.Luselud’uhambo lwami 🙏🏾

Lausanne, Switzerland
Joined January 2012
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Uncle Nige retweeted
Khumula iphenti ngikumasaje izinyawo😎
You’ll ask umjita for a massage , next thing umuntu is spreading your ass apart 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Have you ever seen a tweet that doesn't even concern you, but you immediately go to that person's profile and block them because you don’t want to see any more of their thoughts on your timeline ever again?
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Uncle Nige retweeted
This is a terrible start of your tour of duty, Mr Ambassador. If you raised your concerns directly with the President and he assured you it will be fixed, what’s the purpose of this tweet? You’re stirring up unnecessary tension between yourself and South Africa.
It was a great and historic morning today at the South African Presidential Guest House in Pretoria where I had the honor and privilege of presenting my letters of credence to His Excellency President Cyril Ramaphosa @CyrilRamaphosa, the President of the Republic of South Africa, along with Ambassadors from 14 other countries. It was a beautiful and historic occassion which witnessed the first posting of a substantive Ambassador of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to the Republic of South Africa in four years. The entire event was livestreamed by @PresidencyZA (the South African Presidency) where millions of Nigerians, South Africans, Africans and members of the international community were watching in real time. Every single one of the 15 Ambassadors that were present were introduced formally and gave a speech. Curiously the South African Presidency refused to air the introduction of my goodself and the Nigerian delegation or to air my speech. They went a step further by cutting us out of the livestream completely and went back on livestream only after my speech was concluded. Of all the 15 introductions and speeches that were made and delivered this morning only Nigeria's was cut out. I raised the issue with President Ramaphosa directly during the course of the photo session and whilst we were still on the premises and, in fairness to him, he took me to the relevant officials and acted with despatch. Right there in my prescence he questioned them and directed them to resolve the issue immediately. Sadly by then it was too late and Nigeria had been left out. To be clear, I repeat, we were the ONLY ones that were left out. Clearly some elements in South Africa do not want to hear what we have to say or see our faces but we are here to stay as long as we are welcome and have the confidence of President Ramaphosa, which I am sure we do. Luckily for us there were at least two Nigerian television stations at the event and all that I had to say was fully recorded by them and will be released to the Nigerian public. There is also footage that will be released in which I complained directly to the President and in which he called his staff and told them what to do. Whilst still on the premises, when offered an interview by @SABCNews (the South African State Broadcaster), I turned them down as a consequence of the deplorable way we were treated and I told them to go and listen to my speech instead which their Presidency officials had refused to air. One thing is clear, I have immense respect and affection for South Africa and the South African people but I will not be anywhere or tolerate anyone that disrespects or treats our Government or our people flippantly. My thanks goes to President Ramaphosa for his concern and timely intervention. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria and God bless the Republic of South Africa. (FFK)
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Uncle Nige retweeted
Nem Judas foi tao traíra, eu nao esperava por esse final!🤣
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FNB:-) R5200.00 paid to FNBy a/c..xxxx @ NSFAS. 2Feb 09:17 KFC cashier: Unfortunately the dunked wings machine isn't working. Me: Malini ukuwulungisa ?
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Migos yakwa Zulu.. I was wait on Big Zulu
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Uncle Nige retweeted
Forget ability delap clears Haaland
Forget Mistakes donnaruma clears Raya.
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Replying to @mrwtffacts
My dad used to say: You'll be safe if you don't do stupid shit. You don't go through a bad neighborhood. You don't drink and drive. You don't provoke fights. You avoid drugs. You don't take picture with someone else's wife in Brazil. This was great advice.
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Uncle Nige retweeted
Please help get the word out
My 19 year old cousin has been missing for a month. She didn’t even write her matric final exams
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A look at Michael Carrick’s record during his time as Manchester United boss 👀
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Uncle Nige retweeted
They have had 13 managers in 13 years trying to search for their Mikel Arteta. Thank you West Ham number 19.
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Uncle Nige retweeted
SLIDING GATE STOLEN: A sliding gate was stolen in broad daylight in Parow, Cape Town.
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Uncle Nige retweeted
LMFAOOOO this aged well
The Nvidia CEO better than me. I woulda had 2 mistresses
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explaining horsepower to my kid bro 😂😂
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Tsek!
Nothing this bloke says will change my opinion of him. It's that simple.
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Being a Dad is really nice
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Uncle Nige retweeted
Didi lenja!!!
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Few years ago I was still grieving a loss, I sat in front in the taxi & when I was done with everyones change, tears came out of nowhere. The driver asked if I’m crying cause I can’t count. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You never know pain until you're fighting back tears in a public transport!!
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sho tyma do you have female friends that are looking for a young man to buy a ps5 for?
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