@NOTSubzerodrew

parody acct | stop taking me serious | if you are not 18+ don’t follow me | IG: NotSubzerodrew

Washington, DC
Joined February 2020
this how I be trynna jump thru the phone when **** post
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niggas get likes but niggas don’t value likes the way women do and also women today go out they way to make men feel undesired and also homophobia so yea lol
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ehhh
Finding out men hardly get story likes is kinda crazy 😂 not even on a fresh cut selfie???
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I shouldve been raising kanan retweeted
Diaspora wars some low IQ shit
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not me lol
yall men be on this app lying about not reaching out to your exes 😭😭😭😭
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recording this makes it so disingenuous
Stick with your friend before it's too late. Death is usually the outcome but she can be saved.
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Go put a body on it then return it there for the owner to pick up
i found this in the meijer restroom on my shift brake can i just keep it or do i need to take it to a gun store to have it put in my name?
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First date questions lemme see your AirPods rn
it be pissing me off when somebody take they airpod out they ear and it’s just brown shit all over it
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Niggas are saying they wouldn’t date a woman cause she gets a lot of likes on her instagram story , GAY
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Replying to @NOTSubzerodrew
Lol they don’t even know, just be chatting
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this is funny
Spotting my type and admiring from afar coz the first red flag is me being attracted to them
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boutta make it 427 (I have 11 backups)
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like how would I even get that information lol
Niggas are saying they wouldn’t date a woman cause she gets a lot of likes on her instagram story , GAY
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it be pissing me off when somebody take they airpod out they ear and it’s just brown shit all over it
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should’ve hit on the couch
You ever laid next to a person & felt nothing ? Like damn I'm bullshiting
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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waiting for this lady to finish her healing journey so I can retraumatize her
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oh no another person that adds no value to my life is leaving me 💔
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nah fr I thought I had peaked on it until I had a crab stuffed salmon pinwheel and it reminded me just how good this seafood shit can get
i could eat seafood everyday omg
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When the email says “any update on this?” and the update is I forgot it existed
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