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Reviews: "Boringly orthodox." "Excellent theology jokes and presbyterian energy." "Married up." "Educated white trash."

Joined February 2010
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People just get on this app every day and admit they are supervillains
today, we introduce a little mischief to the world. for four years, we’ve been brewing real brain cells on electrodes to understand how they compute. now, we’ve turned those discoveries into a video model anyone can use. from 0.5¢ a second, mischief 1 is at least 5x faster than its base and the cheapest image-to-video model on @fal and @OpenRouter. soon to be on @awscloud marketplace. it’s not a delusion anymore. biocompute is real, commercial and this is just the beginning. happy halloween.
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Where is Mr. Bultitude when you need him?
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Nvm, found him
The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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This just seems like a normal class, man. Read. Write. Show up.
Mortifying that this is now what counts as a rigorous undergrad liberal arts class at an Ivy League school
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Field correspondents now telling us that goodness and mercy are following them and that they have been invited to dwell in the house of the Lord forever. Will update as we learn more.
It appears his mercies are new this morning. Reliable sources report they were new yesterday morning and are forecasted to be new tomorrow morning as well. Truly remarkable stuff going on here.
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Listen, man, we tried that and now we need a "translate" button on Twitter.
"touch grass" is so unambitious. let's strive to touch heaven
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Mariners never getting a ring with Ken Griffey Jr. is wild every time I think about it. Never mind that in 2001 they felt like they were destined for it.
Now that the Brewers have won the World Series, these are the only teams left in the MLB who have never won a World Series Championship.
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I know that these are the roles he'll be remembered for in pop culture, but if you haven't seen any recordings of him doing Shakespeare, this is a great day to change that.
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My daughter wants to be baby shark this year. This would be like if I told her we could do that, but I dressed as baby shark and made her dress up as grandma shark.
Beauty and the Beast 🥀👑😍🎃
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Yes! Please feel free to visit Good Shepherd Presbyterian (PCA) in Madison, Alabama this Sunday to hear about it.
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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He's the King of Kings actually.
CHRIST IS NOT A KING. CHRIST IS NOT A KING. CHRIST IS NOT A KING. CHRIST IS NOT A KING. CHRIST IS NOT A KING. CHRIST IS NOT A KING. CHRIST IS NOT A KING. CHRIST IS NOT A KING. CHRIST IS NOT A KING. CHRIST IS NOT A KING. CHRIST IS NOT A KING. CHRIST IS NOT A KING. CHRIST IS NOT A KING.
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Drink your coffee. Pray for your pastor. Go to church.
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Japan has Karate 🇯🇵👊 China has Kung Fu 🇨🇳👊 Korea has Taekwondo 🇰🇷👊 What about America? 🇺🇸😎
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Well they didn’t say the bird was flying
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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A fully grown Gen Z adult asked if a piece of media came out before the turn of the century. And I thought, “Why would this come out in the 1800s?” Then I realized.
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Boy, this is really going to hurt Lindsay Graham's chances to be reelected.
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I'll say it now: I am 100% confident he will not be in the senate next year.
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Man, I've leaned Traducian for several reasons for years and now people are getting weirdly racist with it. Come on, man.
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Anita, that has nothing to do with arson, designer handbags, or playstations.
You see, the greatest French writer in history, Victor Hugo wrote an entire novel about how looting to feed yourself and your family is not a crime or personal failing, but a fundamental flaw of a corrupt system that gives you no other choice
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A tie between all of the Psalms
Excluding A Mighty Fortress, what’s your favorite Reformation hymn?
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