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Newcastle, UK
Joined June 2016
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Fat cunt tied up in knots here
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Sandcastle Waterpark absolutely lifting 😂
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4 players on the right ball watching Fucking pathetic
Hayden Hackney doubles Everton's advantage! 🔵
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Fucking hate Wissa more than any other cunt we have. At least Murphy contributed in 2025, this cunt has never done anything for NUFC
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Don’t even play bad football for the most part it’s just mixed in with shambolic defending, a decent chunk of players just not good enough and general naivety
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Kamikaze football
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Kane winning the Ballon D’or seems quite poetic just two months after King Kev’s passing
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Much much better second half fair play to Jaissle
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Joelinton Murphy willock Osula Barnes all fucking shite/anonymous what chance you got
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OG Sam Fender fans trying to open a pit for Spice while the Rein Me In warriors stand there judging
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Boyos actually asking to go to football and happy to do multiple sessions Fucking buzzing 💙
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HEBJEB retweeted
🇺🇸 In Virginia, a 64-year-old man was charged after he taped his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football upstairs. Terry Ward was arrested last Sunday night in Richmond after officers responded to a domestic call. According to the criminal complaint, his wife said he used tape to restrain her to a chair in the basement. Ward admitted he tied her up and left her there. She had marks and tape residue on both arms and told police she had been restrained for up to 45 minutes. He faces felony abduction and misdemeanor assault on a family member He is due in court on November 10.
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Interviewer is an absolute credit to TNT Hope the fella gets the help he needs
This is heartbreaking to watch 🥺💔 Mark Allen admits he may never play snooker again. We’re all rooting for you, Mark 🙏❤️
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THE BEACONS ARE LIT Sign up at samfender.com
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Highlight of today was watching a bloke touching 30klem nearly combust arguing with a gaylord in fancy dress over procreation on a packed metro
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Shake hands on 17th right now. Long old season ahead 😮‍💨
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I prefer not to speak 🤐
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Westworld S1 was fucking unbelievable and then it all went to shit very quickly
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A doubt it’ll stay 1-0 but fuck me that’s nortei 😮‍💨
Take a bow, Volnei Feltes 🚀 A ridiculous strike from the defender and second-tier Portuguese side Torreense lead Sunderland 😲 📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max ▶️ streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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Best one yet 😂
Waste of Semen yo: 0 Goals/Assists 15 Possessions Lost 3 Fouls 2 Left Feet 1 Big Chance Missed KSI WITH FLAIR ✨
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