Ceres 🏳️‍⚧️

drink up, pup 😇

been moving like this lately

absolutely devestating loss with patrick stewart, god damn :c

got a two sides of the same coin thing going on here when you really think about it

kinks like wedgies/spanking/tummy punches are all inherently age regressive to me idk, i just like bullying girls and calling them faggot until they give me head 🙂‍↕️

few things better than throwing some loser girlthing over your lap and spanking her til she's 15 mentally and grinding her boner against your thigh

we're so fucking back chat

today is tummy tuesday in california

now wobblemeat here got us into this mess, and wobblemeat's gonna wobble us out again

owie

last thing a 2-koma girl posts before she's left beaten and stuffed in a locker

you are privy, to a great becoming.. and you recognize NOTHING

god gave me a butt like this and then made me really scared of bottoming because she knew it would be funny

if joy were a meme then i'd have an ifunny watermark

r.i.p friedrich nietzsche, you would've loved yume 2kki and its themes of recurrence and self-overcoming

getting sucker-punched outside the circle k is so passé when you're pushing 30, honestly embarrassed for myself