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Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside. Joker 🃏
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the least politically effective person u know is gonna be rly mad about this
AOC said she's backing Jeffries for Speaker.
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The DSA didn’t endorse Angie Nixon btw
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This is when Hasan decided destiny is Voldemort lmao
I think @hasanthehun just needs @TheOmniLiberal to come explain it simple terms for him. This is a known issue where he’s just unable to succinctly explain things.
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Mainstream candidates trounced, and left candidates underperformed to differing degrees. This narrative just doesn’t fit what happened.
Here’s the thing, Nancy. Last night wasn’t just the American people defeating Republicans. It was the American people rejecting the establishment, spineless, corporate wing of the Democratic Party. Makes no sense to maintain the leadership of that wing.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Comparing candidates on electoral swings shows the opposite: progressive candidates vastly underperformed the moderate ("establishment") ones. Without the large shift seen in the national electoral environment, they likely would have lost. x.com/micah_erfan/st…
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One of the best parts of today was realizing I don’t have to care even a little bit if El-Sayed or Darializa or any other lefty has a tantrum because the margins are just that big.
Abdul El-Sayed: “If you’re Chuck Schumer, I’m pretty damn dangerous.”
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Leftists in the replies kicking and screaming are now lying and claiming every Democrat that ran did so on a socialist-esque platform. It’s been proven they’re not relevant, let them kick and scream online while moderates run the country and actually do things of value
Replying to @O__V__P
I am glad Abdul won but Talarico and cooper outperformed him in more conservative states. And Abdul won in part because Slotkin, Whitmer and kind of the normies - Obama - campaigned for him. These are facts. This was a normie election. But I am very very glad he won
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Lady. You cite your own podcast and debates you've had with influencers in the article as evidence. You are a grifter and a loser.
It turns out the anti-force the vote crew are just Pelosi loving libs.
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I am trying to be in unity mode but you guys make that impossible when you lob these kinds of demands. It’s like this. We’re going to have an 80+ seat majority in the House. Whatever fantasy you guys had about having leverage over the party was completely annihilated last night.
Replying to @hutchinson
Centrists proved themselves feckless when it comes to fighting the Republicans. We want leadership that's ready and willing to crush them. Jeffries had dinner with Kushner and was on TV today talking about the base not wanting revenge. That weak ass energy cannot be tolerated.
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You’re in a cult
they're legit gonna have to admit that piker was good for the party and that's gonna be wild
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not the LEFTIST using a homophobic slur lool. larpers.
Replying to @ShaeZChannel
Weaponizing the community notes on the day after a blue tsunami because you faggots aren’t serious at all
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The dsa has 0 leverage. I am so happy
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PALESTINE V ISRAEL IS NOT PRIO NUMBER 1 anyone that is saying they want dems to address that issue day 1 is a griefer . 1) affordability 2) healthcare (undo the big beautiful bill) 3) address crimes of ICE agents and trump admin those are prio for america right now.
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#FreePalestine #fuckHamas #fuckIsrael but those are not americas prios day 1
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Dan Saltman presents some of Hasan's most egregious instances of defamation following Piker's lawfare spree The list includes Elissa Slotkin, Tal Shalev, Bari Weiss, Scott Jennings, Pete Hegseth, Lauren Southern, and Notch Saltman also claims he has hundreds of more examples "I have discovered the most ludicrous insane defamer on the internet..there's 584 instances, I could only get 7 done in 2 hours..Hasan you are so unbelivably f'in stupid, I can't believe your suing people..you're gonna lose it all..the lawyers at your firm..they may be Israeli coded, in your own words..the final act of Ethan Klein has come out through these attorneys" (Via dansaltman on YT)
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if hasan were to sue destiny, it would end hasans time as a "leader" of the DSA. discovery will be INSANE. if hasan doesnt sue you, u should def open that can of worms and sue him.
If you’d like to sue me for defamation, here are the claims I’m making, I’ll put them all in a tweet for you to cite in your complaint: 1. You, beyond a shadow of a doubt, shocked the fuck out of your poor dog, the one that you lie about adopting randomly but instead absolutely got from a breeder. 2. You solicited nudes from your fans on Twitch, and were sharing nudes (at least almost certainly of minors) to other streamers, friends and journalists, a practice you’ve defended since you went by “Bro Tips” on The Young Turks. 3. You invent a large part of your backstory when you do interviews and incorporate sections of my life and pass them off as your own experiences, probably because you’re insecure about your nepotistic and spoiled upbringing. 4. You have a strange sexual obsession with me for some reason, also likely sprouting from your own personal insecurities and deep attraction to my physical appearance and personality. 5. You gleefully attended multiple Diddy parties during your frat years and beyond, despite describing what sounded like CSAM being openly shown at one of them. You lie and say you broke up with an ex for going to one of these because you were so disgusted with her attending, but in reality you broke it off with her because you were insecure about her potentially hooking up with someone else at the party. 6. There are accusations from a former close friend of Paris Jackson that you were fucking her when she was only 17 and you were 24. 7. You were obsessed with bragging about smashing freshman and 18 year olds back when you were in college and then later on Bro Tips, especially due to their susceptibility to alcohol and lack of experience. You repeated this behavior on your social media accounts as well. 8. You abused your older dog, Fish, so much that he had physical scars and open wounds visible on his neck, and some abuse was even shown on your stream, such as when you would yank his tail. He also died at a suspiciously early age. 9. A huge portion of your China and Cuba trips were paid for completely by foreign governments that are openly hostile to the United States of America, and you are dishonest about disclosing these payments to your audience. 10. You openly support terrorists and terrorism against allies of the west across the globe, which probably explains why multiple members of your audience have been indicted by the FBI at this point. You have explicitly called for at least some of this harassment on your own stream. See you in court!
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LITERALLY NONE OF THESE WERE AGAINST REPUBLICANS LMAOOOO
there's genuinely not a single non-politician who's done more for the democratic party this year
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MIND U, HE SAYS WHILE SUPPORTING TOM A FKN BILLIONAIRE LMAO
Hasan Piker: “Xavier Bacerra is dogshit. Xavier Becerra is a representation of all of the billionaires and the mega corporations. If you want to block out the Republican, vote for Tom Steyer. Same with Nithiya Raman.”
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First stop post-win: Whataburger.
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ok, got it out of my system. i can now just tweet about how bad my fkn cowboys are LMAO
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