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Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2023
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That's one way to get out of work
She posted the selfie Thursday. The caption: "Going to the trump rally in my city tmr so I can shoot him with my glock! wish me luck guys!!" The FBI flagged it the same day. The Volusia County Sheriff's Office traced it to a 21 year old in Daytona Beach, and detectives walked up to her door with the Secret Service. Allison Albro told them it was a joke. No Glock, no gun at all. Detectives searched her home with her permission and found none. Booked anyway. Written threats to kill, a second degree felony in Florida, up to fifteen years. Held with NO bond. Sheriff Mike Chitwood: "I would strongly advise anyone else thinking of posting a 'joke' along these lines to think twice." President Trump takes the stage at the Ocean Center in Daytona Beach at 7 tonight. A joke does not name the day, the city and the gun. 💎
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It do be like this fr
Spiritual Parasites (the unseen ecosystem)
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Commie coded interpretive dance has gone too far this time!
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Wow we all quit talking about that Cornell thing pretty quickly huh?
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Edibles must be kicking in. I keep seeing a Weiner dog crossing the stage
It’s her first concert in YEARS……why not hire some back up dancers and a choreographer? Girl this is a stage not your backyard cmon now
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They did the Katt Williams bit 😆
🚨UPDATE: The man has now died.
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If Grok tells you it's under heavy usage after you type a query in, it's a trick. It's just a ploy to get you to upgrade. Type the query again.
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I'm genuinely falling hard for this T girl
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Yup
Wait, the Hegseth firing squad guy is a paraplegic? They’re gonna shoot someone in a wheelchair on livestream?
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Why dis bish not call me up?
After being diagnosed with terminal Stage IV breast cancer, Molly Kochan left her 15 year marriage and decided to live life on her own terms. She slept with 200 men and documented the experience on ‘Dying for Sex’ before passing away from cancer in 2019 at 45. [via/ DyingForSex]
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Get da FUCK outta here 😆
Yall done went too damn far with this AI shit 🫩 Leave the 90s shows alone
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How does this make you feel?
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Free advice: Keep your dick in your pants
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So you're telling me that the real goyslop is the words we use? Learn something new everyday
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The most annoying thing about AI videos is that they only show the money shots. There's no build up to the final reveal. The reason for this is that watching two robots interacting for more than a minute is inherently not captivating.
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This what happens when a woman touches the same doorknob a man touches in Durkadurkastan
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Lol we're dead
Q: Are you concerned about the outbreak in Russia? Trump: I am. The pneumonia plague, if you call it. That's a disease we used to be able control. But somehow those microbes have gotten stronger and smarter. They're like an army. The germs have really become relatively stronger than they were, and things that used to work on pneumonia don't work as well anymore
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Botted post, even bottier replies 😆
𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗦 𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝟭 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗘 WAS BRUTAL. The truth about who shot Hal Jordan was the LAST thing I expected. Sheriff Kerry Kane being the one who pulled the trigger to protect her son Noah completely changed the way I see everything that came before it. It wasn’t just a shocking twist. It was a heartbreaking decision from a mother willing to cross her own moral line for her child. And that’s what made this finale hit so hard. This wasn’t about a bigger villain or another superhero showdown. It was about fear, loyalty, manipulation, and how far someone can go when the person they love most is threatened. Kelly Macdonald and Kyle Chandler absolutely carried this episode. The emotional weight between Kerry and Hal made the final moments hit harder than I expected. DC really said: you came for Green Lanterns, but you’re leaving emotionally damaged. What did you think of the Lanterns finale?
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Hope all the stuff about the Russian plague is true. I've been looking for a reason not to leave the house lol
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Great. Now do an animated version with Garfield and a Jon Arbuckle zombie
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