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22 (MDNI) | ✞ | ENG | perverted NEET puppy failure A.K.A 'stupid mutt'. Do not repost. service dog in training.

Joined March 2026
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Eden 🐾🪽⛪ retweeted
Replying to @United_Africana
Because the point of getting swole is to carry thick women
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Eden 🐾🪽⛪ retweeted
our new hire. she was a horrible maid. terminated
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Eden 🐾🪽⛪ retweeted
btw if you wanna lose NNN to me, feel free 👍
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Eden 🐾🪽⛪ retweeted
Rare casual fawn media >///<
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Eden 🐾🪽⛪ retweeted
And I’m really good at my job
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*paws at u* ^o^
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a very similar version but its me
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Eden 🐾🪽⛪ retweeted
Comms open ~ Temporary price sheet until I finish the prettier one! Reposts are very appreciated <3 #mlp
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Shes len now
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Bone plushies are back in stock with very limited quantities! This is the last restock for a while :3
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i don’t care what kinks people have as long as it’s two consenting adults. “what about—” don’t give a fuck, two consenting adults, do whatever you want
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Eden 🐾🪽⛪ retweeted
im dipping nuggets, you've never heard of into sauces, you wouldn't understand #oc
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Wife starts E this week. made her a deergirl basket
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Eden 🐾🪽⛪ retweeted
hiii i’m the little angel on your shoulder. sorry about the wet spot i left there. my bad
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Animated YCH! (The price may vary depending on the complexity) Base Prices: PNG - $25 Yap Yap - $50 Laughing - $50 RULES: Payment via PayPal I'll begin drawing after full payment Any species Any gender Deadline days 3 - 5 days DM if interested <33
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Eden 🐾🪽⛪ retweeted
not sorry at all !!
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for halloween can i be your beautiful loving wife
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Sainsbury’s trying to market to new people ?
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Eden 🐾🪽⛪ retweeted
looking for a gf, she must: - love me (optional) - have a short range tesla cannon - be able to jump long distances - turn angry as her ultimate - have a dome shield to counter aoe slop
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