My cell is infested with cockroaches and ants. I kill all roaches. Ants I leave alone, I like their teamwork. Unless they’re walking on the walls then I kill them. I don’t like show-offs.

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jeffreels_ · Nov 3, 2026 · 12:02 AM UTC

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dead@_xnesNov 2

all wah gwaan me lowkey wah bawl yf lol

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GOD INCREASES · Nov 3, 2026 · 7:24 PM UTC

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GOD INCREASES@squabblemecatNov 3

This actually makes the whole thing so much more impressive ngl

Killa 🌺

@KillaKrewwNov 3

Storm Reid was in DISBELIEF after discovering Funny Marco’s question cards were completely BLANK and he had been pretending to read from them the WHOLE TIME 😭😭 “So you have just this for show to be performative? I’m looking at every interview different”

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mugi · Nov 3, 2026 · 12:37 AM UTC

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mugi@cutecel45Nov 3

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MiGz · Nov 2, 2026 · 2:50 PM UTC

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MiGz@Fatalic_DjNov 2

Language only "bad" when the person saying it isn't attractive or rich. When artist call unu bitch and mukas a unu same one jump in excitement. Miss me with this hypocrisy

Bree 🇯🇲@breelea_Nov 2

My thoughts on language and femicide 🥹✨

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Mauroy · Nov 2, 2026 · 1:42 AM UTC

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@mauroytweetsNov 2

i’ve never joined a pardna before, it just never mek sense to me, TO ME.

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NBA · Nov 3, 2026 · 6:41 AM UTC

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NBA

@NBANov 3

STEPH KNEW IT WAS GOOD. Handles ✅ Stepback ✅ Look-away ✅

NBA

@NBANov 3

STEPH TURNED AROUND BEFORE IT DROPPED 😲 He's got 27 PTS (18 in Q3)!

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani · Nov 3, 2026 · 12:44 AM UTC

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Vice President JD Vance

@VPNov 2

We got your back, New York!

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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…

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