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Neil Balthazar

@NeilBalthazar

Screenplay writer - feature films and OTT

 Mumbai
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Joined December 2012
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This is the ganja he was caught with?!?!?!?
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@ANI3 Oct 2021
Narcotics Control Bureau (NCB) categorically clarifies that the man in this picture with Aryan Khan is not an officer or employee of NCB
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If you're reading this, it means I wasted one of the 600 tweets you can read per day
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Hope things go in their favour there and, more importantly, hope that it strengthens the SWA's position going forward. We need change here too.
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Oh. My. God. Meme Boys features in this list! What a fantastic recognition of what Meme Boys truly stood for. Most excellent @rajivrajaram @NeilBalthazar !!
The Reel (@TheReel_in) profile pictureThe Reel
@TheReel_in21 Dec 2022
#YearEnder2022 | Here are our picks of the year’s binge-worthy shows that held our attention over several hour-long episodes. ⬇️ scroll.in/reel/1040223/the-m…
The magnificent eight streaming shows of 2022

The magnificent eight streaming shows of 2022

How many have you seen?

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Shreyas@veryshreyas31 Jul 2022
SCOOP: Insiders reveal #Lolapalooza is currently in talks with Kendrick Lamar to headline the festival’s first edition in India. #BTS rumours are unverified and likely false. Watch this space for more.
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Made me think of 'Goodbye Earl' by The Dixie Chicks
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peeleraja (@peeleraja) profile picturepeeleraja
@peeleraja31 Jul 2022
If Chennai people can so enthusiastically appropriate a North Indian game like chess, why are they so reluctant to adopt a North Indian language like Hindi? Is it because chess has approval of Western world?
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Well if these so-called scientists spent more time watching Godzilla they'd be working to prove Hollow Earth theory by now
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Goddamn perfect analysis. I think this is what was really at the heart of what was annoying me about this whole thing. My mother - bless her soul - is just like this - trapped in the need to be a martyr while simultaneously desiring freedom that she won't just *take*
Aaron Bady (@zunguzungu) profile pictureAaron Bady@zunguzungu29 Jul 2022
not to be slavoj zizek but the thing here is that the peach is not the object of desire, the object of desire is the husband who can simply eat the peach (she is trapped in the need to be the martyr, thus cannot eat fruit)
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This led me down a rabbithole about residuals from TV reruns of films being a source of recurring income for actors in the past. But, because streaming doesn't pay residuals, most of the budget of these films is up-front payment to the talent; ~40M to Gosling + Evans in this case
Viggie Smalls (@Viggie_Smalls93) profile pictureViggie Smalls@Viggie_Smalls9328 Jul 2022
Dune’s budget was $35 mil less than The Gray Man…
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That being said, it's still mindblowing that the gorgeous Dune was so much cheaper than The Gray Man.
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I wish I was financially literate enough to understand how exactly India managed to avert the kind of financial disasters befalling our neighbouring countries.
Sandeep Parekh (@SandeepParekh) profile pictureSandeep Parekh
@SandeepParekh29 Jul 2022
Unpopular view. RBI has been genius. Several years of planning for this day. Just brilliant.
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Challenging anyone in #Mumbai to show me where I can get sheek rolls to rival Bangalore's fare.
peeleraja (@peeleraja) profile picturepeeleraja
@peeleraja30 Jul 2022
Replying to @peeleraja @NeilBalthazar
bangalore in general has the best sheek rolls i have ever had in india
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Thanks to @hoopoe_is_here and her raksha bandhan tweet, I have come to realise that my father taking care of his mother-in-law is definitely not the norm in India. Neither is sharing your parents' property with your sisters, apparently. Fucked country.
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I get it
Wilbur Sargunaraj Fan Club Treasurer (@iamdatemike) profile pictureWilbur Sargunaraj Fan Club Treasurer@iamdatemike30 Jul 2022
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yes that's true, but it has been my dream for many years to help a woman leave a stand up comic. Hope u understand.
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Chimpanzee proving they have insane memory skills
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Ah yes, my favourite genre - married people who hate their spouse and can't communicate clearly ✌🏾
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Joachim of Biore (@tim_nich) profile pictureJoachim of Biore@tim_nich29 Jul 2022
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I’m glad we’ve progressed past only having male cartoonists who exclusively make strips about hating their wives and now have female cartoonists who exclusively make strips about hating their husbands
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We're living in a post-feminism world and just don't know it yet 🤪
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I want to share the funniest thing I've seen today with you all so you, too, can feel the effects of brain damage
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