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Neil McCormack

@NeilMcCormack1

'67 model, 1 careless owner.

 2 miles from heaven
Joined April 2011
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@MatthewDoyle31 Did you ask a passing Irishman to apologise for the IRA bombings of the past?
@IukeShaw_fan @piersmorgan @lukeShaw_fan - what a dogscockshaft of a person you clearly are. Why would you even bother typing those words?
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Best Actress belongs rightly to Sarah Lancashire for Happy Valley. That embarrassed young actress knows she shouldn't have won #Baftas2015
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Tom Pilcher@tompilch10 May 2015
So annoyed Sarah Lancashire didn't win the BAFTA for Happy Valley. She was beyond amazing #BAFTATV
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Sarah Lancashire hasn't won best actress at the Bafta's?? Her performance in Happy Valley was a masterclass! Completely baffled.
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@giddyasfuck @ShitChester It started life as Joe's Winebar in the late 80's / very early 90's when a carafe of red and a mullet =allure...!?
Replying to @tailski
@tailski @andy1booth @brylip @Kirst1joss @NeilMcCormack1 I'm ok for either
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@londonphilking Spacehunter
Chester FC Manager has left the building...truth or rumour?
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Cllr Mike Jones seems to be as popular as ever with the Cestrian populace. Check out ShitChester for all the latest hoo ha. V entertaining.
Our oh so incisive meeja commentators seem to have all realised that the Stones are "like, really old!" Like Yosser "I cud do that gizzajob"
Ian and Phally on The Simon Mayo show. Mott out on the road again, God bless.
Klopp and Stephen Merchant, never seen together. And Riberry looks like...a melting candle?
Has Clive Tyldesley's wife left him yet?
By cutting the Dortmund managers hair, does one klip klopp?
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Is Mandzukic the cute, dinosaur child of Mandzilla?
Finally, at long last, remembered my Twitter password! Back in the saddle etc. So, where do we begin?
Monday 9pm. TV Heaven. 56 up. Cannot wait.
Have been for a scout around twitterworld in light of the Breivik trial. There are some scary, scary fuckers on this planet.
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