STIRZY retweeted
Replying to @EastRenAsks
I got a hold of an advanced copy of a Scottish ten pound note
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STIRZY retweeted
Can you imagine the chaos of being ‘called up’ if we end up going to war in 1000 days...
1939 : *All men 18 or over must fight*
(And did us proud)
2026 :
Vegans - I’m not fighting if you don’t have vegan alternative rations
Non binary - I don’t identify with war
Transgender - I’m not bunking with men (was born a man)
Snowflakes - I’m offended you’ve asked me to fight for my country
Feminist protesters - *All of a sudden don’t want to be treated the same as men*
Instagram ‘influencers’ - “hi guys so I’m just here on the front line, big thanks to Fashionova for these combat ready jeans that make my ass look good...”
LGBT protesters - “I’m not wearing camo, I won’t hide who I am”
Yep...we are fucked!!!
STIRZY retweeted
Replying to @Ramma_____
It’s a good competition for all the smaller teams. For them to have a decent cup run against the bigger team’s reserves. No big club takes this cup seriously. I suppose it would be nice to win it, same as it’s nice to win the papa johns. Hasn’t been serious for a decade now.



























