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"If God sends me to hell I will simply not go. What will he do? Send me to hell? I'm already not going"

God, I've got such a boner for intentional behaviour. Initiative. Consideration. Follow-through. Enthusiasm.

Can I just say, absolutely all the personal growth I've done this year has been entirely against my will.

Oh hi. Please can I get to the inpost lockers? No? Ok. I respect the will of the guardian.

Ok so... it's been a pretty interesting weekend.

Heaven knows, there's nothing that I wouldn't do... @kuntandthegang

Why does this say made with AI?! Literally none of this is AI? I didn't even edit or crop anything, what the hell?

In a video I posted yesterday you can literally hear me stop myself midway before telling a man I was impressed by a feat of physical prowess. That is evidence of my personal growth happening in real time 💪🏻 (I WAS very impressed though, I'm still thinking about it. Shh.)

Survived 💪🏻

Clap for me. I've got dressed. I'm gonna eat a massive Yorkshire pudding with gravy in a min, then we're gonna go walk along a cliff and I'm NOT going to push innocent men off it. Or fall off myself. I've decided. We'll have a lovely day. No one needs to die on Halloween.

I need to go home and get ready, I'm going cliff walking with Jude in a couple hours and am apparently stumping around town dressed like a wet haired vagabond raging at everyone. I personally wouldn't wanna be walking over this edge with me today, he's a brave boy.

I'm already on the edge and a MAN (ew) just told me I look like Billie Eillish, obviously I don't, I just have green in my hair. I'm gonna dash this fucking coffee in his face if he doesn't stop talking. Apparently picking up my phone and aggressively tweeting isn't clear enough.

It's very cold in my house - not at all very Central Line of you, house.

2 absolutely yikes women on this train, screeching about how wonderful Ricky Gervais is, how the media has completely made up the French riots, just spouting a lot of very Facebook-sounding opinions. Loudly. know what I mean? Waiting for "Pitbulls have always been nanny dogs" 🙄

Lately my 11yo has been turning to me and giving me the Knocked Loose 'Arf arf' and honestly - I'm so proud of myself for that.

Didn't get more than one item to my basket from the Drop Dead a vault sale and I was QUICK 😭😭

My targeted ads so niche that it's literally JUST Heavys now. No more Wonderskin interjections, Purdy & Figg have gone, Laura Geller? Nope. Tallow & Ash are no more - it's JUST Heavys. So anyway, I'm obviously now thinking about buying some Heavys... anyone have any opinions? 😅

The terrible juxtaposition of being a serious art lover and also a BHG fan - Walking around Ana Mendieta at Tate Modern trying desperately not to burst into song... 3.14 @jimmypop

Women in male fields 🫶🏻

Oh wait - I should have added "cause I came on yesterday" otherwise I just sound deranged... which while true, is not the culprit here 😅

It's been an absolutely fucking WILD 48hrs inside my brain y'know. We've had big highs, crashed out, cried, laughed, thrown up, quick little existential crisis, future excitement. Plans have gone from going, not going, cancelling, booking. Totally all over the place.