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Nick Gerlock 🇵🇸

@NickGerlock

"Mambo King" | Check out my new project Mother Nite: https://nitter.cf/t.co/IPc9SNidPj

 Berkeley, CA 🤱
Joined June 2008
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The boys are back in town but it's only one boy
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Healthcare reform means giving everyone access to the care they need. Thus we will be providing free MAID to all Republicans
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My read on the election: tonight was a referendum on the fact that HEADLIGHTS ARE TOO BRIGHT!!!
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Trump’s new strategy is to just pretend he’s not a Republican. As we speak, pronouns are slowly fading into place in his bio on Truth Social
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@atruparNov 4
Trump: "Congratulations to the Democrats. They did a good job. But I don't view it as a hit on me. We've had the greatest two years in the history of the presidency."
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Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵@JotaroPujoNov 4
We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Keifer@DannyVegitoNov 4
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This is what Idaho voted on today
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Ladies and gentlemen: grandpa is off his meds
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Shane 🦧@TheMonkeyJungleNov 4
Chud genocide :D
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Fuck I just realized Trump isn’t gonna send us $5000 now
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To the republicans of the country: you guys should be proud, you fought a good fight. Now make sure to enjoy your penis or vagina tonight before your forcible transition tomorrow
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Nothing pays as good as unemployed feels
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A corporate emo band called The Leveraged
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Listed on Facebook Marketplace. Mate… they’re called bins
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You’re in the bin
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I looked up the word "woman" on wiktionary because I wanted to learn the etymology, and I found this as the sidebar image. I'd say they covered the gamut here
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It turns out "woman" is literally derived from "wife" + "man" lol. Check out that fine-ass wife man over there
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alves@avalokteshvaraAug 27
primeira coisa que eu vo fazer quando lancar o gta 6 vai ser: - ir pra uma boate gay e chupar 2 caras - ir pra casa ligar o ps5 e jogar o jogo
luiza (@ktspink) profile pictureluiza
@ktspinkAug 27
A LUCIA TA FLERTANDO AQUI PQP TENHO CERTEZA VAI TER HOMOSSEXUALIDADE NO GTA 6 SIMM !
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It is my destiny as a millennial and to get ebola from a Tough Mudder event and die
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silly guy@holedonorAug 25
VERY obsessed with the video of him being found
Paper Parrot (@paperparrot_) profile picturePaper Parrot
@paperparrot_Aug 23
A construction crew in Barberton, Ohio, rescued an abandoned kitten on the worksite. And he joined the team. They heard him meowing coming from their excavator. Supervisor Chase Guello checked the skid plate on the Komatsu. A tiny kitten tumbled out. They warmed her up, moved her into the office trailer, and named her Sue short for Komatsu. She’s now the official shop cat.
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One thing I have learned is that 100% of women with bipolar disorder and/or BPD wear wigs regularly
endora bullshit (@collectdust) profile pictureendora bullshit@collectdustAug 16
nancy mace is obviously not ok and that's not me commenting on her personal/political beliefs i feel like a lot of people didn't read even the opening of this politico piece back in february
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