Nick Hall

Scientists predict that by 2035 everyone will be on loan with a Turkish football club

Life comes at you in unexpected ways In May I'll be climbing Snowdon at night for the charity @SandsUK in memory of my baby son Joseph who we lost Check out my @JustGiving page and donate if you can. justgiving.com/page/baby-jos…

Idea for a Disney film: Pinochetio. The heart-warming story of a fascistic puppet who dreams of becoming a real-life right-wing dictator. TV spin-off: Margaret Thatcher as Jiminy Cricket

Love that Daniel Day-Lewis in Last of the Mohicans says 'Stay alive, I will find you, no matter how it long it takes' and then finds her like 5 hours later

Doing my new stand-up show RESTART @2Northdown @CamdenFringe next Fri 19th Aug 7pm. Its about mental health, fatherhood and putting your life back together post-lockdown (but with y'know jokes) 2northdown.com/camden-fringe…

When I was at university I spent all night cramming for my exam. The doctor said it was the most objects he'd ever seen in an adult rectum.

Looking forward to breathing in the magic of @GuildfordFringe this evening with my new stand-up show REBIRTH. You can get tickets here: guildfordfringefestival.com/…

Had a great time at @TheatreFestND last weekend - now onto @LudlowFringe with my new stand-up show RESTART 7.30pm TONIGHT @ludlowbrewery @LudlowGuide ludlow.ssboxoffice.com/event…

Every year and that big metal spider never gets to headline #Glastonbury

I'm performing my new stand-up show RESTART at @TheatreFestND #Barnstaple 24th -26th June. As seen and heard on BBC2, BBC3 & BBC Radio 4! Tickets: shorturl.at/ptuzS @lovenorthdevon @ndgazette @BestNorthDevon @Bideford_Devon @northdevonnow @visitexeter @DevonTopDaysOut

Enjoying the delights of Shropshire this July performing my new stand-up show RESTART at @ludlowfringe #ludlowfringe22 1st July 7.30pm @ludlowbrewery @JandPR @ludlowguide #ludlow ludlow.ssboxoffice.com/event… Bring on Ludlow!

😎Re-scheduled my stand-up show for Fri 27th May with the ace @dancook100 at the Castle Pub . You can get tix here: eventbrite.co.uk/e/nick-hall…

Mega LOLZ alert! I'm doing a new hour of stand-up at the Castle Pub near Aldgate on Fri 6th May feat. stone-cold legend @dancook100. Tix are free and you can book them here: eventbrite.co.uk/e/nick-hall…

Delighted to be part of the @LGAAgency family (in a non Manson way)

Fifteen years on and I still don't regret my 'heir to Blair' tattoo

I'm turning into my dad. I forget that I'm already wearing my glasses, I make a noise when I get up from the sofa, and I keep on having sex with mum.

You might have known that Blondie was the name of Hitler's dog, but did you know that Hard-Fi was the name of Hitler's cat?

I'm giving Vallance and Whitty the finger and carrying on with my *BRAND-NEW (SOCIALLY-DISTANCED) STAND-UP COMEDY SHOW* on Wed 14th July @GuildfordFringe. Why not grab a ticket here: guildfordfringefestival.com/… #surreydreams4eva

Never got into Nirvana when I was younger. I used to ask my friends which album I should listen to but they just shut me down

Can EVERYONE please REMEMBER to VOTE TODAY!!!