Golf writer with The Herald and various other enterprises. Cottage industry.
Glasgow but forever Langholm
Joined October 2011
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Reaquainting mesel wi' these corkers. The perfect accompaniment to some auld episodes of Harry Secombe's Highway...๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ
Could be a smutty new Cissie and Ada sketch. "Did you try the West Bank?..."I was up for it, but Bert scraped his knee on the lino."
Lara Bird and Kate Nevens accused of 'performative stunt' over Palestine travel - while parliament is sitting scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/nโฆ
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Popped up on my timeline! Some rock n rollers captured in this photo. Great night.
Assuming auld Martin and his mob will be filling the sarcophagi at Kelvingrove Museum. Terrific stuff
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Ireland's banned being hugged by your granny.
Scotland's banned mummies.
Wales is going to have to pull off something pretty spectacular...
These are troubled times but at least a McVitie's biscuit has a 'tear here' tab that works. Look at that. Never scrimp on biscuits, folks ...#mcvities
He should be back in for claiming he's 41....
Second man who chopped down the Sycamore Gap tree walks free from prison trib.al/AoEsJ24
Probably no' advisable at 50 in the 8aside fitba arena, but the thrill of an attempted diving heider never loses its lustre...until you land, squish the goolies and realise the futility of it all as it soars well wide #keithhouchen
Jim McAlister reflects on a golfing life and a Ghost of White Hart Lane heraldscotland.com/sport/266โฆ
