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Ask your friends and family what size pants they wear regularly throughout the year. That way, when it’s around Christmas and you ask them what size pants they wear, they’ll be used to being asked that question and will still have no idea that you’re getting them pants
I asked Siri the definition of shit. She gave me a few definitions followed by “do you want to hear the next one?”
“Sure, let’s hear it” I said.
“Now playing daily mix 1 on Spotify” she said.
What the hell siri. I liked my daily mix 1.
I saw a tow truck in a ditch on a snowy day. I thought “who’s this tow truck pulling out of the ditch?” That’s when I realized tow trucks can make mistakes too