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Joined January 2012
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"Shut up, Miller!"
Wil Wheaton to Stephen Miller after his Patrick Stewart tribute: “Keep my Captain’s name out of your f**king Nazi mouth. He despised you, and everything you stand for.”
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard was, I admit, the greatest Captain of the Enterprise, although without Kirk's example he could not have been that great. And he could not have been that great if he had not been played by Patrick Stewart.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Today's moron
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This is Soviet Russia in 1979. Sorry, I mean Brighton @waitrose at 7pm on Tuesday. Wtf is up with you?
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That notorious loony commo Simon Heffer, writing for fringe lefty rag, the Daily Telegraph, has this to say about @trussliz's latest book
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To the woman on the Northern Line between London Bridge & Camden around 5.15pm today carrying a tote bag saying "villain, I have done thy mother - William Shakespeare" - thank you. First laugh of a bad day which has been short of them.
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Thinking of Sally Rooney, and the Herbert Park Hotel in Dublin, and this from Ulysses: "Ireland, they say, has the honour of being the only country which never persecuted the jews. Do you know why? Because she never let them in."
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The quote is from the appalling headmaster, Mr Deasy, giving a lecture to Stephen Dedalus, Joyce's portait of himself, again, as a young man. The other hero of the book is Leopold Bloom, a Jew
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I don’t know any other band that could stand there wearing something so ridiculous and yet look the absolute business. It’s satin, day-glo, Edwardian military costumes! And yet, somehow, they still look cool as fuck.
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It was a long and difficult journey, and they were Puritans
In Britain, a fanny is a front bottom, but in America, a fanny is a back bottom. So what the hell happened on the Mayflower?!
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The key takeaway from this report is not about mice having human brain cells but the phrase "brain-like tissue", which is what a lot of people have instead of actual brains bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c60m…
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Fiat justitia et pereat mundus (let justice be done, though the world perish, motto of Frederick I, Holy Roman Emperor back in the day)
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I'm not going to be snobby about accountants, they do things I could never do and every so often I have go grovelling to them. But I am not sure the path to accountancy leads from the gates of love
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I gather it is @realjahwobble's birthday today. As his music has been delighting me since the first PiL single, and as I've met him and he is clearly a gent, I wish him the best and many more.
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Two more letters than usual about me in this week's @NewStatesman . As for Mr Cunningham's point: touché
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Behold, the greatest eclipse selfie I have seen yet. Taken inadvertently by my great friend D-, who often features in my @NewStatesman columns
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If you're thinking of turning this into an album or book cover, we have already secured the rights
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