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Joined December 2017
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oh you know who else wanted privacy? the women who were being drugged, raped and filmed by the burning sun club staff.
Seungri is asking for privacy yall Seungri has confirmed that the woman carrying his child is legally his wife, denying rumours that he married her because she got pregnant. He also revealed that they have no plans for a wedding ceremony. Reflecting on his past controversies, Seungri said becoming a family man has made him feel a greater sense of responsibility. He claims he regrets the hurt he caused and wants to live a quiet, sincere life, asking the public to direct their criticism at him rather than his family and to respect their privacy
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She's brilliant except she can't hide she has a soul and it shows in her eyes particularly, you'll notice Elizabeth has none and the difference is hard to unsee
Isso aqui é bizarro! Comparação entre a atuação de Amanda Seyfried como Elizabeth Holmes (fundadora da Theranos) na minissérie 'The Dropout' e a verdadeira Elizabeth Holmes.
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regardless we should sacrifice one billionaire a week even just for fun
We actually SHOULD sacrifice one billionaire a week until rent is free.
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
#AO3 maintenance is in progress. We expect it to take at least 12 hours, but it may take longer. We will provide updates as necessary. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…
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you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
Passengers have been kicked off an “endless” cruise as the operator blames a massive jump in fuel costs Some paid $120,000 for residency on the Villa Vie Odyssey, but have been left in Cambodia
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To answer your question why are they gagging
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This is why you apply pressure to and hold politicians accountable even if you support them. It’s your responsibility.
Zohran Mamdani's NYPD walks back $750,000 contract deal with Israeli surveillance company Cognyte after pressure from his supporters “It did not meet the criteria for a sole source procurement, so we are moving to an open, competitive procurement process” (via @NYDailyNews)
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no vabbè ho letto il tweet e visto il video senza l’audio e ho pensato “ma va che dice, sta ridendo” poi ho attivato l’audio… ma raga CHE PAURA?????
il fatto che guenda stia piangendo a singhiozzi ma col botox pare che si sta ammazzando dalle risate
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They're just exchanging one genocidal maniac for another. The only reason they're finally getting rid of him is b/c they think it'll make the world forget that the problem is Israeli society, ideologies, and politics, and not just one man. It's the same problem the US has.
Netanyahu officially lost the elections. TAKBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
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oh my fucking god
Literally why I don’t trust doctors, this poor girl :[
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“Once you run out of space in your Gmail, you’ll stop getting emails.” OKAY, THEN MAKE IT EASIER TO DELETE A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF EMAILS, AND WHEN I CLICK “UNSUBSCRIBE” OR “REPORT SPAM/JUNK,” THEN MEAN IT
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Lessons learned
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she was so excited to emit carbon
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source. 'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me. My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…
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this is the one time a year women get together and act like the biggest basement dwelling incels and say shit like “you can find this mid at any trader joe’s” i love women in male dominated fields
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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Ju Haknyeon of THE BOYZ won his lawsuit against the reporter who first alleged he engaged in prostitution The court ruled Reporter Choi did not take sufficient effort to confirm facts, even after Mr. Choi conversed with ONE HUNDRED's Cha Gawon Choi will pay Haknyeon 200M KRW
더보이즈 전멤버 주학년, '사생활 보도' 기자에 승소…"2억원 배상" yna.co.kr/view/AKR2026102813…
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Very definition of an impeachable offense
Trump admitted he blocked energy funding to punish blue states he lost in 2024, including $586 million for Illinois. Courts ruled it illegal. He's still blocking the money. Bipartisan permitting reform won't work if Trump ignores the law. He must reinstate the grants first.
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Yeah bro it’s lit. We got a newly verified species that was the source of controversy for actual decades and still requires a lot of study. And we’re gonna sell it on the open market to a private bidder with no guarantee of it being accessible to research institutions. It’s lit.
Jodi the Nanotyrannus goes for $47.3 million, one of the highest prices ever paid for a dinosaur. Its fate is unknown.
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Jared Kushner hired a hitman to kill Jamal Khashoggi who was actively investigating his ties to MBS at the time of his murder
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We need a total and complete shutdown of publishing house design teams until we can figure out what the hell is going on
Watched a girl deliberate with her friend and ultimately decide against buying this copy of East Of Eden bc the cover is so ugly, and while my first instinct was judgment I realized I can’t fault her. It really is ugly as fuck
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