Self-improvement is masturbation. R.I.P. David Dorn
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Chekhov's Cough: If a character is shown coughing in Act 1, he or she will be dying of a disease by Act 3.
A reminder that Ben Johnson wanted to take the Bears job back in 2024, and the idiots in Chicago chose to keep Matt Eberflus around "to give him another chance".
THANK CHRIST Ben still wanted the job in 2025. I thought Tom Brady was gonna steal him to Vegas.
@thejeffschlegel
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Beat both Super Bowl teams in back to back weeks. Just awesome. If they can find a competent corner and blast Jaylon into the sun, this team is gonna do serious damage
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🚨HOLY CRAP!!!
A White man in Illinois GOES BALLISTIC on a Black family who took 40 JUICE BOXES off his porch during Halloween.
White Homeowner: "YOU STOLE FORTY JUICE BOXES!!!! You took EVERYTHING! YOU ARE THIEVES!!
Black Mother: "Well then you shouldn't put it outside..."
No @jimrome livestream up on Youtube. Good thing I can go listen to him on X (formerly Twitter)...
Wait a minute. Uh-oh!
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Meet the California State Assembly Chief of Staff… in Sacramento he printed and handed out, “Allegedly Nick Shirley has a small penis, prove me wrong”
@TerrySchanz used tax-funded public resources to try to slander a journalist.
A perfect example of California politics.
🚨 Confronting California Politicians behind the “Stop Nick Shirley Act”:
California’s Attorney General’s wife has created a bill titled AB 2624 (aka the Stop Nick Shirley Act) that will fine citizens and journalists a minimum $4,000 for exposing and searching for potential fraud inside Immigration Support Service Providers and take away their First Amendment rights.
This bill will protect NGOs, nonprofits, legal offices, healthcare facilities and learing centers who provide services to immigrants. If an immigration service provider gives you a piece of paper saying you cannot publish your video, you may be fined $4,000 and have to pay for their legal fees.
Instead of pushing for more transparency, California is trying to shield journalists and citizens from looking into where their tax dollars are going. California politicians need the fraud to continue.
EXPOSE IT ALL.
Goddammit, where is Blaise in KC? His account got hacked apparently, and is now taken over by some cryptodouche bot who even changed the @ handle. And it doesn't seem that @blaiseinKC1 is getting necro'd either.
What a sad crazyperson. And a total fucking libtard, a very STRONGLY OPINIONATED total fucking libtard, which is the worst kind.
STFU Ellen.
This interview should be studied by future generations. It's that crazy.
2019. Colbert interviews Ellen Page.
Colbert opens by awkwardly making fun of how short Page is. Page then starts complaining that Hollywood is too binary.
Page then claims that the world will end by 2030 because of climate change and says that climate change is as real as the Jussie Smollett attack. (Ironically, she was right about that.)
Page ends with a very emotional performance, blaming Trump for the vicious, racist attack on Smollett.
Wow.
Like, WHY IN THE FUCK do companies do shit like this? Ever hear of "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"?
I've been on Twitter for 15 years & have never needed a passcode to check my DMs. Now they want me to punch in some fkn passcode. For what? @ElonMusk
That's a clear foul on Fox by OG Anunoby, you can't just body a guy into the first row -that's why he was able to block his shot.
I see the Knicks won Game 1 of the #NBAFinals on the road by 10 points & it's a big "upset" - Did people not see them destroying teams for the last month in the playoffs like no team has ever destroyed before?