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I love the voice. THE VOICE. THE VOICE. I FEEL THE VOICES WARM EMBRACE.

Grand Magasin Sisyphe
Joined July 2026
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100 FOLLOWERS TIME TO GET NAKED
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Then I'll have to just eat away at your happiness? You know whats good at eating? GO, MY LOCUSTS!!
You still don’t get it, do you? My hatred for the shame brought upon our Brand surpasses even death itself. I refuse to allow myself to die to someone who still dares believe in that shameless fraud, the Obsidian God. …For I have finally found true happiness and meaning.
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IN THE NAME OF THE OBSIDIAN GOD, I'LL HAVE YOU ALL CONSUMED!! HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!!!!
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BOOO BOOOO!!!
[INT BAIT] (You were reading today's Fixer Magazine, and you see an Add for a pretty interesting Office:) "Bordeaux Office" 'Tailoring & Everything Else' (Apparently, it's an Office made of Distortions... And they're in of Missions.) (Will you comission them?)
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WE WILL BRING DOWN THE SHACKLES OF THE CITY! GO, MY LOYAL SWARM!!
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400,000 Ahn for fashion
You guys get 300 dollars to beat us because we felt nice "DON'T GIVE THEM 300 DOLLARS?!?" -Brain Number 2
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Hey is this thing a normal animal
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// I dont have any motivation to do much parody stuff right now
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I survived because of my loyal locust plague
*their body laid on the ground motionless, impaled all over.*
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I have come into possession of a plague of locusts. Beware all ye who oppose me.
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How..peculiar.
WHY IS GODZILLA ON OUR ASS?! "WE'RE APART OF EVERYTHING" -Brain Number 2
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// for anyone who gaf this is Zetton from Shin Ultraman - its free on YouTube 👀
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Replying to @StarOfSorrowful
..𝚂𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚛. 𝙰𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎 572. @sweeperper @Geckogummy5
Sweeper 255Gecko
56%Sweeper 255
44%Gecko
163 votes • Final results
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// hey guys vote for yours truly
Replying to @StarOfSorrowful
..𝚂𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚛. 𝙰𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎 572. @sweeperper @Geckogummy5
Sweeper 255Gecko
56%Sweeper 255
44%Gecko
163 votes • Final results
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*their body laid on the ground motionless, impaled all over.*
[From the floor, blood began to materialize and surround Ishmael, guarding her body from the incoming strike.] "... I'm sorry, what part of what I said did you not understand?" "This place was made with blood. Including the very floor you stand on." // you choose if it hits btw
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Haute Couture::Le Noir Sales Associate retweeted
[From the floor, blood began to materialize and surround Ishmael, guarding her body from the incoming strike.] "... I'm sorry, what part of what I said did you not understand?" "This place was made with blood. Including the very floor you stand on." // you choose if it hits btw
*They stood up from the ground.* Lets wrap this up. Silver Chariot! *The Sales Associate spun around Sanchos lance and gashed Ishmael across the chest. They kicked her to the ground and lifted their briefcase above their head, ready to cave Ishmaels skull in.*
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*They stood up from the ground.* Lets wrap this up. Silver Chariot! *The Sales Associate spun around Sanchos lance and gashed Ishmael across the chest. They kicked her to the ground and lifted their briefcase above their head, ready to cave Ishmaels skull in.*
Replying to @SegundaKindred
[Sending them both flying into the sky, as Ishmael followed suit through the ground.] "This place is MADE of blood!" "You're fighting a shark in the ocean!"
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// not my proudest attempt at rp
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