Enjoying life through laughter, food, Pitt State ⚾️ FSU & Ole Miss football...while teaching people not to take this FREE APP seriously. #SEATSTAKEN
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To the best players, parents, staff & athletic dept of @GorillasBSB you made this weekend’s sweep a little sweeter. Fellas, thank you for the best game ball ever. 1st time in program history starting 10-0, and I am officially COMMITTED #PittState and @kodyaaron12
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23’ broke a lot of us. I hope he and Dan can have fun in Oregon. Betting Ducks heavy in 27’ and 28’. #FSUFootball
Gator fans are just getting a sped up version of our 2023/2024 seasons. Highest of the highs to the lowest of the lows. We get it Florida.
We stand with @billyliucci and the Cesspool.
“That game ultimately kept them out of the playoffs.” -Another dumb announcer
BRO WE WON, WON THE CONFERENCE, WE WERE UNDEFEATED. JFC!!!! 🍢
Even better with @JoshPateCFB as the narrator
Overheard a group of girls at coffee this past weekend. A friend had been assaulted & thankfully she carried a knife w/ her. She wasn’t sure if she cut IT all the way off. They mentioned getting items to protect themselves as well. I’d definitely AVOID assaulting women at Mizzou.
R: 🤫 “Mom, my roommate had a few guys crash in the LR bc they couldn’t drive.”
One guy, has no idea where he is.
Me: Was he absolutely terrified something happened to him last night?
R:🤫🤣 “Of course not, but it’s 12 & I’m worried if I warm up my lunch, I’ll wake them up.”
That @SECShorts getting written with the fastest, unanimous @CollegeGameDay & @BestConference predictions. Monday is going to be hilarious.
Correction EVERY WOMAN* I know has had a terrifying story. It’s not 1:5 or 1:2. It’s wild seeing men realize that their daughters, sisters, friends and wives have been victims.
*(Maybe two haven’t for anonymity sake)
Thinking of my closest friends today. I don’t think I have ONE friend that hasn’t endured harassment and sexual assault. A club they never wanted to become a part of. 💫 #Cornell7
Her peace of returning home to heal wasn’t worth $44,936 aprox. The first statement released was, “Essays weren’t the sole consequence of their involvement.” I know I’m only an alumni from FSU, but at least I had a decent Econ 101 & PR training to know, this is not it🍢 #cornell7
Thinking of my closest friends today. I don’t think I have ONE friend that hasn’t endured harassment and sexual assault. A club they never wanted to become a part of. 💫 #Cornell7
With her at college & the recent events…Had 9 hrs on the road to discuss conflict resolution, GC/social media etiquette, standing up for those that need help, that I will always pick him up from a party no matter the time, and hammered the importance of consent. #Cornell
I heard Trump was going to the rest of @FSUFootball games. Audio will be too annoying, see y’all next season. As always, since 23’, #ThanksESPN
I’m delusional enough to believe @M_Alford11 had been calling plays after the snub.
Am I doing this right?
College Football is WILD. TO HAVE THE LEAD IN A GAME FOR ONLY 1 SECOND 🤣 and to WIN!!! HISTORIC finish @VandyFootball
