The Noose

Abolish academic castes? bit.ly/YFuEeY

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!

Desperate times, desperate measures. Deadlines ;) RT @PPPriz: SEX FOR GRADES*** SCANDAL LEAKED FOOTAGE OMGG *__* bit.ly/XCxwtA

The ancient Chinese get to know one another by sharing their eight characters (八字), Singaporeans by eight numbers.

Seems like only yesterday we were receiving IMs on MSN that if we don't forward it to our friends, our accounts will be deleted. #RIPmsn

But uniform kinkier leh. RT @hellofrmSG: RT @Stevenckc: You JC plebs. Poly has shortest skirts & most exposed thighs to look at.

To recap GG after the finale, recommendation is to watch Season 2 Episode 25!

Starting today, we will [redacted] the next person who further hackney the phrase, we accept the love we think we deserve.

Always the case. RT @mobilemort: A lot of journalists directly and indirectly editorializing right now. I'm fairly sure that's not our job.

Ministers in Singapore have their words misunderstood more often than their peers worldwide: MP Gan bit.ly/XFEZew

RT @caldy: Never judge a man until you've scrolled a mile on his Tumblr.

Few more days to zoukout day and we are so happy uh, we are from party coy, clubber company uh! (Later kena 1 × confinement sian. Lol.)

Singapore #RoyalBaby names: Toa, Earl of the Bayou.

Singapore #RoyalBaby names: Glam, Grand Duke of the Kampung.

What's a partridge / And what's a pear tree / I don't know so please don't ask me / But I can bet those are terrible gifts to get. #Relientk

Unlike CNY songs, one can never get sick of Christmas carols. Evergreen. #tistheseasontobejolly

Can't find a job? 29 slots just opened up. #Busstrike

'Cool' is when Gangnam Style was fun. 'Viral' is when you're long past sick of it and ready to murder the next person who plays it.

1 × Confinement? RT @JeremyGemStarr: @NooseLite @thefakesaf apparently some didn't make it home...