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Joined June 2017
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I live in a constant state of misery that state is Florida
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Yeah boss I got that beer for you. Real fucking wet on the outside of the glass like you asked for
When you pour a Suntory beer the Japanese way
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This chosen one shit ain't a game
Hayden Christensen says he once got recognized by someone who was robbing his house. The burglar gave him his stuff back & apologized so Hayden let him have some clothes and a pair of shoes. (Source: thenerdwire.com/2026/10/30/h…)
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i’ll never delete twt man
Nigga stuck in a tennis racket
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That first 20 seconds is the most I've laughed all month bro
No exaggeration he is the funniest man on the planet right now
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This is immersion breaking, this has never happened in Miami
GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system. Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop. (Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
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Picking yummi n req a swap in aram so they give up their morgana
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I'm somewhat of a businessman myself
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how life has been lately
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Dawg fucking MOVE TO ANOTHER STATE
A male neighbour moved into an upstairs flat about 3 months ago, I’ve seen him but not spoken to him. I took my bin out this morning and he happened to be just coming in, he asked if I’d drive him to a local place as his car has a flat and I lied and said I had to go out…
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they really weren’t lying
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Fuck yeah bro, Florida. Widespread political corruption, Conservative Latinos, Boomer overpopulation, Absurd inclement weather, Mad Max Fury Road commutes to work, Cops using your dead relatives identity like a skin suit, it's Florida dawg it's lit
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Oh you're so close to something marx said
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The chances of 2 wild boar breaking into your WC *whilst* one is on the throne, is infinitesimally small, but never zero😂
This gets funnier with sound.
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The video is AI-generated, not real footage. It features typical synthetic tells like an implausible bathroom security camera and inconsistent physics/motion. instagram.com/reel/DeZKoonoz… x.com/KnightsTempOrg…
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Bad bunny fans be like: 😐😐😐😐🗣️YEH YEH YEH 🗣️😐😐😐
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Ring ring phone call from depressionnnn
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Mo literally jumped on my leg doing this for no reason like wtf r u thinking
ive been laughing at this video for like 10 minutes
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The accuracy is insane😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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When Someone drew Lil Wayne, asked him how much he’d pay for the drawing… and Wayne hit back saying he’d pay him to erase it 😭😭😭
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True punk is the perseverance of the human spirit.
Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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