Hi @amazonIN What is the meaning of #TaiyaariKaTyohaar ? We Kannadigas from K'taka cannot understand this. Is this Kannada? Do not you want us to buy from you? Pls reply. @CMofKarnataka @kdabengaluru

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niKyta · Aug 2, 2024 · 12:46 PM UTC

I won't boss until you piss.

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niKyta · Jan 12, 2023 · 10:24 AM UTC

My 1 year old is eating talcum powder and making ahh ahh noises. Trust me I am done with motherhood 🙏

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niKyta · Oct 29, 2022 · 10:36 AM UTC

Has anyone else seen that magic trick where you stare at your phone for a while then look up and realize that you have no life.

niKyta · Oct 20, 2022 · 11:56 AM UTC

Did it hurt when you fell down from hell?

niKyta · Oct 15, 2022 · 8:08 PM UTC

Unknown number: hi Me: hi UN: what are you doing? Me: Just bored at work, tweeting. Who are you? UN: your boss Me: .....

The Curious Optimist · Oct 14, 2022 · 12:54 PM UTC

niKyta retweeted

jeans without pockets is why i can’t have nice things seriously though, where am i supposed to put my phone and keys?

💥Doc’s Packing Heat · Oct 14, 2022 · 2:02 PM UTC

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Thought I had eye contact, turned out she had cataracts.

JusTurBesT 🕊 · Oct 12, 2022 · 11:50 PM UTC

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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꠸ꪻ’ᦓ ꪑꪊꪀꪖ ꫀꫝ! · Oct 11, 2022 · 6:08 PM UTC

niKyta retweeted

People that speak fluent sarcasm are my kind of people.

The Last Unicorn YouKnow · Oct 12, 2022 · 4:30 AM UTC

niKyta retweeted

Pretty soon it will be pretty soon.

niKyta · Oct 11, 2022 · 1:32 PM UTC

Saying "we can still be friends" after a breakup, is like saying "hey the dog died but we can still keep it."

niKyta · Oct 10, 2022 · 10:21 AM UTC

If anything is causing you pain, remove it. It can be cancer or a person. Peace is all that matters.

JusTurBesT 🕊 · Oct 5, 2022 · 4:40 AM UTC

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In the end you'll remember more about the journey and talk less about the destination.

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niKyta · Oct 3, 2022 · 8:01 PM UTC

For this Halloween I'm going to be me. Yes I'm that scary ☺️