@NotClay8

Stand up comedian & some other shit. Detroit to the DMV

Washington, DC
Joined December 2023
Updated list of shows I got coming up. Bump into me!
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this what it’s all about!
Comedian Deon Cole’s friends hold back tears after Deon Cole surprises both of them with a brand new Ford Bronco and a brand new GMC Hummer EV SUV. (🎥Dein Cole/IG)
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YOU THE HOTTEST NIGGA IN THE CAR!!!!!
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“you the hottest nigga in the car!!! “no i’m not”
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LMMMMAAAAOOOOO
I FOUND IT!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this when I used to be trippin fr smh fat Jay was so mad at me bro. This was before Christ fr
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I FOUND IT!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this when I used to be trippin fr smh fat Jay was so mad at me bro. This was before Christ fr
Lmao I found the video of fat Jay crying n yelling at me when we was OT that went viral when he said “you the hottest nigga in the car!!!” Lmao I was fr tho. I was mad he said that
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Replying to @NotClay8
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It is my honor and privilege to announce that President @BarackObama is joining us on the trail in Detroit on Saturday, October 24. Get. Ready.
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It’s already here.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The plague has not spread. There has been one death in Russia and 200 others have been quarantined. This is fear-mongering. thehill.com/policy/healthc… cnn.com/2026/10/04/eur… cnbc.com/amp/2026/10/05…
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lmao I don’t see why he chooses to play on clays internet
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wym 250 likes on an instagram story
as soon as I get more than 250 likes on my instagram story, that’s how I know it was a banger
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I can’t believe these niggas just asked me for an artist rider for my show lmaooo mama I made it!😭😭😭
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niggas saying that new quavo album isn’t good??? this shit nice.
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Nah it’s just a bunch of rich niggas & celebrities on me so I gotta inflate. Just business!
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Beginning of the month huh.
My prices are super high right now. I don’t wanna offend you with what I require for my company 🙏🏼😭😂
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(Not)Clay retweeted
I think people who are serious about their business still will use a graphic designer.
I feel sorry for graphic designers in 2026 ….AI basically killed all the jobs of people who use to get paid to do mixtape and album covers ,Flyers etc …some shit you used to have to pay and wait a week plus for can now be done in 10 seconds by asking chatGPT
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Where my ATL folk at? Working on doing a weekend of shows out there soon!
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oh man. lmao
Other women aren’t going to admit it and if you’re married you shouldn’t but as a woman, I love being desired by other men. Hearing it from your partner isn’t enough. And it doesn’t have to be online attention. Hearing how beautiful you are by a random man on a Tuesday afternoon makes you feel good.
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wya i’m in the city
Thick Ass!! I’ll Give You Whiplash!! 😏
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(Not)Clay retweeted
Bro really saved his career with that one
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