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Cincy
Joined December 2013
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if you’re seeing this because you looked at my profile, I’m going to keep replying until you stop or you block
Jordan 🐌👍🏻 retweeted
I’ve committed voter fraud and I’m turning myself in.
I illegally voted for Abdul El-Sayed literally hundreds of times using fake names and dead people
My name is Jason Beck and I’m the offensive coordinator for the Michigan Wolverines. Please arrest me/force me to resign
we got the klarna cap implementation lmfaoooooooooooo no baseball next year
Jordan 🐌👍🏻 retweeted
waking up early to vote before work just to vote democrat down ticket in my D+19 congressional district
Jordan 🐌👍🏻 retweeted
When I asked Dayton walk-ons Makai Grant, Will Maxwell and Evan Dickey about their memories of playing with DaRon Holmes II as freshmen, I got this fun anecdote from Dickey. This is part of a longer interview that will publish Nov. 15.
Jordan 🐌👍🏻 retweeted
Oh is there a votesball happening today? That’s cute. I’m focused on real issues like the Minnesota Vikings rushing attack but that’s fun for you🙄
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THIS IS WHY WE VOTE theonion.com/nation-lines-up…
excited for my favorite quirked up white boy to play with his big ipad later to show us election results @SteveKornacki
to speak on charisma, yeah there isn’t very many Ohio democrat reps with any so I think Acton was a good choice to be a complete opposite of Ramaswamy
.@PeterHamby on OH Governor race.
"Amy Acton is not the most charismatic, compelling candidate...it's hard to imagine her winning against anybody other than Vivek Ramaswamy, who is an unlikable billionaire nerd who went to Harvard. No one who works for him has ever said a nice thing about him. And he couldn't tell you the difference between Joe Burrow and Pete Rose despite being from Cincinnati. This guy offends everybody!"
